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My Crazy Vegas Neighbors: Vol. 3
Oh, the 4th of July. The 4th of July and I have set out on a dangerous tradition–last year, the police came to my door because my crazy neighbor had a gun, this year the police came to my door because my crazy neighbor crashed his car into the side of our townhouse.
Crazy Vegas Neighbors: Vol. 2
Here, just for you, is another edition of My Crazy Vegas Neighbors! I hope you enjoy it! I will try to create a new sketch of the insanity every week or so. Yes, it’s kind of a snarky thing to do. No, I’m not going to stop doing it!
My Crazy Vegas Neighbors: Vol. 1
My office window faces the street, so I’m pretty much the Aunt Petunia of this cul-de-sac. We have strange neighbors (please see post about the SWAT team evacuating me because of one of them), but really they’re more like characters.
Las Vegas Airport Creatures
Vegas works really hard to give you the wrong impression. The city and its casinos want you to believe that this a town set apart, outside the lines, outside the rules. But here’s what people don’t understand about Las Vegas…
Dear People of Las Vegas…
I know that because no one else stops at stop signs, you think it’s okay to blast right through and nearly kill half a dozen people. Some of you flirt with the idea of slowing down, but let’s be real–that’s never going to happen.
A very important post about neck pillows.
Today, I made a very important decision: I am going to wear my travel neck pillow at my desk, because I can. Does it look like my neck is encased in a velvety blue donut ring? Yes it does. Do I care? No I do not. You have just…
I almost punched a TSA agent
I have to tell you the story of an obnoxious TSA agent at the St. Louis airport who I really wanted to punch in the face. I was on my way back to Vegas after a brief sojourn at home. After my bag went into the screening machine, the TSA agent started started yelling…
I nearly died at Big Lots and then told Phil Helmuth he’s a douchebag.
After we walked out of the poker room, we headed for the casino floor so I could play Wheel of Fortune just once. I love that game. As we were headed for it, poker star Phil Helmuth was walking toward us. This guy is a d-bag, and…
Drinking Games Around the World
Nothing brings people together like alcohol. When I studied abroad in Mendoza, Argentina years ago we taught the locals Beer Pong and built them their own Beer Bong. Every country has its traditions and that goes for drinking games as well. I polled friends from around the world and…
Business Buzzwords: If you hear this, you need a vacation
Spending too much time in the office results in taking on a new language. I’m not talking about a foreign language, but instead a language of corporate speak overrun with annoying buzzwords and catchphrases. If you hear too many of these or, worse, catch yourself using one, it’s time for a vacation.
