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1,144 reviews

Hotel Joke - Astotel

Hotel Joke - Astotel

69 Rue Blanche, Paris, 75009, France

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Free wifi

Air conditioning

Soundproof rooms

24-hour front desk

Non-smoking rooms

Elevator

Free toiletries

Hotel Joke - Astotel

Welcome to Hotel Joke - Astotel, your quirky Parisian escape where fun meets comfort! Nestled at 69 Rue Blanche, just 2.2mi from the vibrant heart of the city, this 3-star gem is the perfect base for your adventures in the City of Lights. With prices starting at just $104, you can experience all that Paris has to offer without breaking the bank!

This hotel boasts an impressive 1,144 reviews, with travelers raving about its unique charm and friendly atmosphere. Enjoy complimentary wifi as you plan your day, or simply kick back in soundproof rooms that ensure a peaceful night's sleep after a day of exploration. The 24-hour front desk is always ready to assist you, making check-in and any late-night snack runs a breeze. Plus, say goodbye to pesky smoke odors because Hotel Joke is proudly a non-smoking establishment!

And let's not forget about breakfast! Start your mornings off right with a delicious meal before heading out to discover iconic landmarks or sipping coffee at one of Paris' famous cafés. With air conditioning for those warm summer days and free toiletries provided, this hotel is all set to cater for a comfortable stay, allowing you to focus on making unforgettable memories in the enchanting city of Paris.

At Hotel Joke - Astotel, the fun doesn’t stop at mere comfort and convenience! Each morning, as the sun peeks through the Parisian skyline, indulge in a scrumptious breakfast buffet that will tantalize your taste buds and kickstart your adventures. From flaky pastries to rich coffee, you’ll find everything you need to fuel your day of discovery. And if you’re in a hurry, there's plenty of take-away options available, ensuring that you don’t miss out on the enchanting streets of Paris while grabbing breakfast on the go!

Once you’re ready to hit the town, let the friendly staff guide you in navigating through the city’s hidden gems and must-visit attractions. Whether you're on a romantic getaway or a fun family vacation, their tailored recommendations can help make your stay uniquely memorable. Don’t shy away from asking about the best local eateries or secret corners of the city that are off the typical tourist path – because at Hotel Joke, you are treated like family, and they love sharing their local knowledge!

As you unwind in the evening, take comfort in knowing your room is a serene oasis, designed with soundproofing for that perfect night’s rest. Whether you're soaking in the charm of a Standard room or enjoying the luxury of a Privilege double, each space is a cozy retreat after your Parisian escapades. And with thoughtful amenities like free soft minibars and courtesy trays in select rooms, you can toast to another exhilarating day in one of the world’s most spectacular cities. So come, create unforgettable memories at the quirky and delightful Hotel Joke - Astotel!

Closest airports

Paris–Le Bourget Airport

7.8mi

Paris Orly Airport

10.9mi

Paris Charles de Gaulle Airport

13.4mi

Beauvais–Tillé Airport

40.8mi

Most popular amenities

Free wifi

Air conditioning

Soundproof rooms

24-hour front desk

Non-smoking rooms

Elevator

Free toiletries

Rooms

Superior Double Room in Hotel Joke - Astotel

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Superior, King

1 King Size Bed

1 Queen Size Bed

205 sqft

Private Bathroom

Minibar

Flat-screen TV

Air conditioning

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Get the perfect combination of comfort and style in our Superior Double Room. With a spacious 205 sqft, this non-smoking room features a king size bed, queen size bed, private bathroom, minibar, flat-screen TV, air conditioning, and free toiletries. Perfect for 2 adults and 1 child, you will enjoy every moment of your stay.

Privilege Double Room in Hotel Joke - Astotel

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Privilege, King/Queen

1 King Size Bed

1 Queen Size Bed

215 sqft

Private Bathroom

Minibar

Flat-screen TV

Air conditioning

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Indulge in a spacious Privilege Double Room, offering 215 sqft of comfort and convenience. Unwind in a stylish room equipped with modern amenities like a flat-screen TV and a private bathroom, creating a perfect retreat for two adults and one child.

Standard Double Room in Hotel Joke - Astotel

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Standard, Queen/Double

1 Queen Size Bed

1 Double Bed

160 sqft

Private Bathroom

Minibar

Flat-screen TV

Air conditioning

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Welcome to our Standard Double Room, a cozy and inviting space perfect for couples and families with a child. Enjoy the comfort of a queen size and double bed and indulge in the convenience of modern amenities such as a private bathroom, flat-screen TV, and complimentary toiletries.

Family Room - 2 Bedrooms in Hotel Joke - Astotel

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Family, 2 Bedroom

2 Twin Beds

1 Queen Size Bed

335 sqft

Private Bathroom

Minibar

Flat-screen TV

Air conditioning

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Welcome to our spacious and comfortable Family Room - 2 Bedrooms, perfect for 4 adults and 3 children. Indulge in the convenience of a private bathroom, unwind with a flat-screen TV, and enjoy a relaxing stay with air conditioning and free toiletries.

Privilege Double Room in Hotel Joke - Astotel

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Privilege, King

1 King Size Bed

1 Queen Size Bed

215 sqft

Private Bathroom

Minibar

Flat-screen TV

Air conditioning

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PRIVILEGE is 215 square feet and includes a king-size bed 150-183 width.

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Standard, Single

140 sqft

Minibar

Flat-screen TV

Tea/Coffee maker

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This air-conditioned room features a flat-screen TV and safety deposit box. The private bathroom includes a hairdryer and free toiletries and guests can enjoy complimentary nonalcoholic beverages from the room's mini-bar.

Standard Double Room in Hotel Joke - Astotel

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Standard Room

1 Queen Size Bed

1 Double Bed

160 sqft

Private Bathroom

Minibar

Flat-screen TV

Air conditioning

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Superior

1 Double Bed

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Standard Twin Room in Hotel Joke - Astotel

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Standard, 2 Twin

2 Twin Beds

170 sqft

Private Bathroom

Minibar

Flat-screen TV

Air conditioning

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Standard Single Room in Hotel Joke - Astotel

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Standard, Twin, Single Use

1 Twin Bed

140 sqft

Private Bathroom

Minibar

Flat-screen TV

Air conditioning

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Family, 3 Bed, 2 Bedroom

335 sqft

Minibar

Flat-screen TV

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The family room offers air conditioning, a mini-bar, as well as a private bathroom boasting a bath or a shower and a hairdryer. The family room features a wardrobe, a safe deposit box, an electric kettle, a carpeted floor and a flat-screen TV. The unit has 3 beds.

Two Connecting Rooms in Hotel Joke - Astotel

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Connecting

1 Twin Bed

1 Double Bed

290 sqft

Private Bathroom

Minibar

Flat-screen TV

Air conditioning

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Guest reviews

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1,144 reviews

Categories of assessments

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Comfort

Location

Facilities

Staff

Value for money

WiFi quality

Breakfast

Featured reviews:

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David

9.1

July 2022

Lovely, spotlessly clean boutique hotel with friendly helpful staff. Bedroom was very comfortable. Breakfast was a huge spread of hot and cold items, and the all day coffee and snacks available for free in reception were also much appreciated. The location within 200m of Blanche metro station and the Moulin Rouge was perfect for us. Great crepes stall at the metro entrance too. The 68 bus passes the hotel, and along with the easy metro connections from Blanche and Place de Clichy (7 mins walk) make this a great place to explore the city.

The room wasn't the hugest I've been in, but was perfectly adequate for our requirements.

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Ernests

10

September 2023

Room was really nice, clean and comfy. Bathroom was big compared to other places we visited in Paris; Location is basically 2 minutes from Moulin Rouge. Breakfast was not only a toast and cereal, but also warm food, such as potatoes, sausages, eggs, etc. You can always go to minibar downstairs 24/7 and refresh yourself + that works in every Astotel hotel.

There can always be improvements,. but for the average price we paid, I think we got 10/10. I usually don't care and think its stupid to watch TV in hotels, because you got to get out there and enjoy city. However one evening we came earlier and were very tired. It was little sad, that there wasn't any English channels to watch.

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Annesha

10

June 2023

The hotel is two minutes walk from the famous Moulin Rouge. Amazing location. The staff are super friendly. And the soft facilities provided by the hotel is pretty incomparable to what you find in Paris. They had complimentary soft bevarages in the room which were replaced every day. The common area had water and small pastries which can be picked up at anytime. Additionally they have partner Astor hotels in different Paris locations. If you are staying at one, you can go to any of these hotels to rest and get refreshed a bit. The room was elegant with comfortable bed and great lighting.

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Alexandra

8.2

April 2023

The location was amazing! In such a cute and vibrant area surrounded by cafes, bakeries & restaurants. The Moulin Rouge was a minute walk away along with the metro station which linked you to anywhere. Complementary snacks were available too, highly recommend. This place was originally slightly out of my budget but I’m so glad I paid the extra and booked here, it added so much value to my trip!

Our tv wouldn’t connect to the chrome that was available and there were no English channels available to play even though it was on the channel selection sheet, we didn’t call up to fix the issue as we were too tired but it was a bit of a shame!

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Helena_pr

9.1

February 2023

Excellent location near Montmartre, with many good shops and restaurants in close proximity. There is a bus stop steps away from the hotel entrance and the metro is also very nearby, which we found ideal for our trip. The hotel offers a free minibar, which is restocked daily plus a free buffet of snacks during the afternoon. This is extremely rare to find these days and a token of true hospitality that made us feel very welcome. The room size was good for two people during a city trip, as we spent most of the day visiting the city. The bathroom was very clean and our room was made daily.

There was a notification in the room indicating that air conditioning is only available during the summer months. We found this extremely inconvenient as we had to open the window several times due to the room becoming too hot and the street can get quite noisy.

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Almt50

10

October 2022

Hotel is a five-minute walk to Moulin Rouge and Blance Metro station. Walkable distance to centre of Paris. The service was excellent We actually stayed there five times over July and August. Using their luggage storage as we did different trips around France. The breakfasts were value for money. Afternoon snacks available through the chain in Paris was well used. The rooms were as per photos. There is a self-service laundry just down the street from the hotel.

Room 501 is rather small. Ideal if you have only one suitcase. We had two and had to remove furniture to move around

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David

8.2

June 2022

The location of the hotel was excellent, and the staff was super friendly and very helpful. The breakfast was nice (it was included in our rate), and the snacks and drinks that were available throughout the day were a great treat. The soundproofing in the windows was amazing, it completely shut out the loud Paris street noise.

The Wi-Fi was frustrating at best. The speed was slow, and this is the only hotel I have ever stayed that that blocks ports (or seemed to), as many of my mobile apps and games could not connect at all (and they worked fine over cellular service). The AC was also a challenge, as it would shut itself off multiple times a night, which would lead to the room getting hot and stuffy.

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Yuval

9.1

January 2023

Cute little unassuming hotel, tucked between residential buildings with a buzzing and fun Paris environment. Friendly, easygoing. Free minibar, all-day soft drinks and coffee supply in the lobby, even nice guests

if you're passionate about luxury hotel, Joke may not be for you No Netflix/mirroring option in the TV No Soap/Shampoo/Conditioner. just all-in-one liquid

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Janet

9.1

March 2023

Quirky decor, clean and comfy room and a kettle with tea/coffee (not common in French hotels) and a free soft drink mini bar. Breakfast excellent (we paid extra for this) with lots of choice, hot and cold. Tea/coffee and snacks available free in afternoons too.Great position near the metro and surrounded by cafes and bars but room was quiet. Staff generally v helpful.

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Samira

9.1

August 2023

Relatively spacious and cleans and comfortable room, proximity to public transportation and places to eat, tourist attractions; safe neighborhood and safe property. Nice amenities like free coffee/tea and snacks available. Friendly staff.

I’m not sure I loved the decor- it was a bit cheesy- but this didn’t affect my stay!

Points of Interest Around Hotel Joke - Astotel

Attractions

9th Arrondissement

0.4mi

Gare Saint-Lazare

0.5mi

Montmartre Museum (Musée de Montmartre)

0.5mi

Museum of the Legion of Honor (Musée de la Légion d'Honneur)

1.6mi

Musée des Plans-Reliefs

2.1mi

7th Arrondissement

2.1mi

Odéon-Théatre de l'Europe

2.3mi

5th Arrondissement

2.7mi

Jardin d'Acclimatation

2.9mi

Manufacture Nationale des Gobelins

3.4mi

13th Arrondissement

3.7mi

Bois de Vincennes

5.9mi

Royal Opera of Versailles (L'Opéra Royal du Château de Versailles)

10.9mi

Château de Champs-sur-Marne

12.6mi

Chateau de Rambouillet

28.3mi

Amenities of Hotel Joke - Astotel

Free wifi

Air conditioning

Soundproof rooms

24-hour front desk

Non-smoking rooms

Elevator

Free toiletries

Stay rules - Hotel Joke - Astotel

  • Check-in / Check-out

  • Pets

  • Internet

  • Age restrictions

  • Curfew

  • Parking

  • Reservations

  • Children and beds

  • Cards accepted at this property

Frequently Asked Questions - Hotel Joke - Astotel

What are the check-in and check-out times at Hotel Joke - Astotel?

Rooms at Hotel Joke - Astotel become available for check-in at 03:00 PM and guests are requested to check out by 12:00 PM.

What's the nightly rate at Hotel Joke - Astotel?

For Hotel Joke - Astotel, room prices kick off at $104. Remember, prices can fluctuate depending on room type and availability dates. Input your dates for definitive prices.

What are the room types available at Hotel Joke - Astotel?

Hotel Joke - Astotel offers a variety of room types including Family Rooms with 2 bedrooms, Superior Double Rooms, Standard Single Rooms, Privilege Double Rooms, Standard Double Rooms, Standard Twin Rooms, and Two Connecting Rooms. Smoking is not allowed in any of these rooms. The room sizes range from 140 sqft to 334 sqft. The occupancy varies, accommodating between 1 and 4 adults, and 0 to 3 children. The bed sizes include Twin, Queen, King, and Double beds.

What are the main attractions at Hotel Joke - Astotel?

Guests at Hotel Joke - Astotel can spend their time enjoying the various leisure amenities available. The hotel provides a 24-hour reception and concierge service, allowing guests to receive assistance and recommendations for activities both inside and outside the hotel. There is an on-site bar where guests can relax and enjoy drinks. Additionally, the hotel offers a buffet breakfast in their dining area.

Other amenities at Hotel Joke - Astotel include free Wi-Fi throughout the property, air-conditioning in all rooms, and daily housekeeping. The hotel is also conveniently located near various popular attractions such as the Galeries Lafayette and the Louvre Museum. This provides guests with the opportunity to explore the city and its cultural offerings during their stay. The hotel's central location in the 9th arrondissement puts guests within walking distance of numerous dining, shopping, and entertainment options.

Does Hotel Joke - Astotel accept credit cards?

Yes, Hotel Joke - Astotel accepts credit cards. They accept JCB, American Express, Mastercard, Visa, and UnionPay. Cash is also accepted as a payment method.