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Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone , Maidstone, ME17 2AR, United Kingdom
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+1-833-728-204149 reviews
1/83
Restaurant
Free Private Parking
Adults only
Free wifi
Room service
Streaming service (like Netflix)
Spa tub
Hot tub
Step into a world of relaxation at Who’d A Thought It, a delightful 4-star retreat nestled just 3.1mi from the bustling heart of Lenham, United Kingdom. Located on Headcorn Road in Grafty Green, this cozy hotel offers a perfect blend of modern comforts and countryside charm. With prices starting at just $82, you can indulge in a tranquil escape while enjoying the serene beauty of the Garden of England.
Prepare to unwind in style with an array of fantastic amenities designed to pamper adults looking for a getaway. Imagine yourself lounging under the sun on the spacious terrace, or perhaps enjoying a rejuvenating soak in the spa tub. For those who love staying connected, the free Wi-Fi and streaming service options (hello, Netflix!) will keep you entertained. Sleep like royalty in the extra-long beds, or take a leisurely stroll through the beautiful garden with a picnic area to enjoy your favorite snacks under the sun.
You won’t go hungry here, thanks to the in-house restaurant that beckons with delicious breakfast options to jumpstart your day. With glowing reviews from 49 satisfied guests, Who’d A Thought It promises a memorable stay filled with comfort and charm. After a long day of exploring, retire to your non-smoking room, complete with free toiletries and air conditioning, ensuring your stay is as delightful as can be!
As you indulge in the sumptuous offerings at Who’d A Thought It, make sure to take full advantage of the culinary delights served at the on-site Brasserie Restaurant. Picture a romantic evening where you can savor exquisite British cuisine, crafted with the freshest ingredients and bursting with local flavors. Whether you're treating yourself to a full English breakfast that will fuel your adventures or unwinding with a delightful dinner paired with some fine wine, this cozy eatery promises to elevate your dining experience into something truly special.
Each room at Who’d A Thought It is an oasis of comfort, inviting you to relax and recharge. Choose from a variety of spacious suites and double rooms, many featuring indulgent spa baths, where you can soak your cares away. For a truly luxurious treat, opt for the Presidential Suite or the King Suite with Spa Bath, where modern elegance meets plush comfort. With plush bedding and airy layouts, each space ensures that you can unwind after soaking up the charm of the local countryside.
While the hotel boasts a myriad of amenities, don’t forget to explore the natural beauty surrounding the property. Spend your afternoons wandering through the picturesque gardens or enjoying an afternoon picnic on the terrace. As the sun sets, retreat indoors to lounge in your stylish room while streaming your favorite shows, the perfect end to a leisurely day. Who’d A Thought It is not just a hotel; it’s a delightful escape where every detail is curated for your enjoyment!
Closest airports
Lydd Airport
20.6miLondon City Airport
33.9miLondon Gatwick Airport
37miLondon Stansted Airport
50.8miLondon Heathrow Airport
52.2miRestaurant
Free Private Parking
Adults only
Free wifi
Room service
Streaming service (like Netflix)
Spa tub
Hot tub
Air conditioning
Bar
Sun deck
Private entrance
Parking On Site
Terrace
Non-smoking rooms
Beach umbrellas
Beach chairs/Loungers
Patio
Garden view
Picnic area
Garden
Extra long beds (> 6.5 ft)
Free toiletries
Bathtub
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Double Room with Patio and Spa Bath
1 King Size Bed
325 sqft
Hot tub
Spa tub
Garden view
Private Bathroom
More details
Step into our Double Room with Patio and Spa Bath, where you can indulge in a relaxing soak in the hot tub or unwind in the spa tub. Enjoy the serene garden view from your private terrace and experience the ultimate comfort with a king-size bed and luxurious amenities such as a coffee machine, flat-screen TV, and free toiletries.
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Premium Suite with Spa Bath
1 King Size Bed
590 sqft
Hot tub
Spa tub
Garden view
Private Bathroom
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Indulge in the ultimate luxury in our Premium Suite with Spa Bath, featuring a spacious 592 sqft room with a king-size bed, private terrace, and stunning garden views. Unwind in the hot tub/Jacuzzi or relax in the spa tub, and enjoy amenities like a coffee machine, flat-screen TV, and free toiletries for an unforgettable stay.
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Executive Double Suite
1 Queen Size Bed
690 sqft
Hot tub
Spa tub
Garden view
Private Bathroom
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Experience the epitome of luxury in our Executive Double Suite, boasting a spacious 689 sqft with garden views. Indulge in the private hot tub, unwind on the terrace, and enjoy the comfort of a Queen size bed, a flat-screen TV, and a range of luxurious amenities including a spa tub, coffee machine, and free toiletries.
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Superior Suite with Spa Bath
1 Queen Size Bed
590 sqft
Hot tub
Spa tub
Garden view
Private Bathroom
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Indulge in the ultimate relaxation at our Superior Suite with Spa Bath. This double room features a spacious 592 sqft layout, a Queen size bed, a hot tub/Jacuzzi, and a private terrace with a garden view. Unwind and rejuvenate in style with the array of luxury amenities, including a spa tub, coffee machine, flat-screen TV, and more. Perfect for couples seeking a romantic getaway.
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Luxury Suite with Spa Bath
1 Double Bed
540 sqft
Hot tub
Spa tub
Garden view
Private Bathroom
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Indulge in the ultimate luxury experience with our spacious Luxury Suite featuring a spa bath, terrace, and garden view. Enjoy the comforts of a private entrance, hot tub, coffee machine, and flat-screen TV, making your stay truly unforgettable.
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Suite with Hot Tub
1 Queen Size Bed
410 sqft
Hot tub
Spa tub
Garden view
Private Bathroom
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Indulge in pure relaxation and luxury in our Suite with a Hot Tub. This spacious 409 sqft room welcomes you with a Queen size bed, a private garden view, and a terrace where you can unwind and enjoy the serene surroundings. The highlight of this room is the invigorating Hot tub/Jacuzzi, perfect for a soothing soak after a long day of exploring. Complete with modern amenities like a flat-screen TV, coffee machine, and free toiletries, this Suite is the perfect haven for a romantic getaway or a well-deserved break.
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Presidential Suite
1 Double Bed
805 sqft
Hot tub
Spa tub
Garden view
Private Bathroom
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Indulge in the luxury of our Presidential Suite, a spacious 807 sqft suite with a hot tub, spa tub, and gorgeous garden views. The suite features a private bathroom with a bathtub, a terrace, a flat-screen TV, and a coffee machine, ensuring a comfortable and unforgettable stay.
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Suite with Spa Bath
1 Double Bed
430 sqft
Spa tub
Garden view
Private Bathroom
Bathtub
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Indulge in luxury and relaxation in our Suite with Spa Bath, boasting a spacious 431 sqft of elegance. Enjoy a garden view from your private terrace, unwind in the spa tub, and savor the comforts of a flat-screen TV, coffee machine, and plush bathrobes. The perfect retreat for couples seeking a tranquil escape.
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King Suite with Spa Bath
1 King Size Bed
1 Sofa Bed
540 sqft
Hot tub
Spa tub
Garden view
Private Bathroom
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Experience luxury with our King Suite featuring a spacious 538 sqft of elegantly designed space. Unwind in your private spa bath or sit back and relax on the patio with a garden view. With amenities such as a hot tub, flat-screen TV, and coffee machine, your comfort and satisfaction are guaranteed.
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Suite with Four Poster Bed and Spa Bath
1 Double Bed
430 sqft
Spa tub
Garden view
Private Bathroom
Bathtub
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Indulge in a romantic getaway in our luxurious Suite with Four Poster Bed and Spa Bath. This spacious 431 sqft room offers a tranquil garden view, a private bathroom with a relaxing spa tub, and modern amenities such as a flat-screen TV and a coffee machine. Perfect for couples seeking a peaceful retreat.
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Superior Suite
1 Queen Size Bed
700 sqft
Hot tub
Spa tub
Garden view
Private Bathroom
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Experience luxury and tranquility in our spacious Superior Suite, boasting a generous 700 sqft of elegant living space. Relax in the hot tub, take in the picturesque garden view from the terrace, and indulge in the modern amenities such as a private bathroom with bathtub, flat-screen TV, and a coffee machine. Perfect for couples seeking a romantic getaway.
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Queen Suite with Spa Bath
1 Queen Size Bed
345 sqft
Spa tub
Garden view
Private Bathroom
Bathtub
More details
Indulge in a luxurious escape with our Queen Suite featuring a spa bath. Relax in the spacious 344 sqft suite with a queen-size bed and enjoy beautiful garden views. Unwind in the private spa tub, and enjoy amenities like a coffee machine, flat-screen TV, and free toiletries. The perfect retreat for couples seeking a tranquil and pampering getaway.
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49 reviewsCategories of assessments
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Comfort
Location
Facilities
Staff
Value for money
WiFi quality
Breakfast
Featured reviews:
Katie
10
August 2023
Don’t be fooled by the crushed velvet- this is a hidden gem. A great little hotel, fantastic food and staff who go above and beyond.
Breakfast isn’t served until after 9 which was too late for a business trip. However, staff were able to provide me the makings of a continental breakfast to take to my room and even made me a sandwich for lunch the next day.
Colin
10
September 2023
Excellent staff and facilities nice and quiet location, ideal for to treat yourself to a little luxury or business stays, maybe a office party 🥳 well worth the money 💰 so book now to enjoy, Colin
Couldn't fault it
Emma
8.2
August 2023
Great location, a little quirky, good parking facilities. Cosy bar, friendly staff and excellent value.
Only the lack of water pressure in shower - not really an issue and a noisy in room fridge - rectified by switching off.
Matt
10
August 2023
The location was was peacefull , good options on the food menu friendly attentive staff
After using the spa bath it was looked like the jet system hadn't been cleaded properly , but the room and bathroom was spotless
Michael
10
August 2023
Out of the ordinary, but really pleasant deep in the Kent lanes but very handy for crossing the channel
No box of tissues in the room, but yea/coffee making facilities so no complaints at all
Michael
8.2
August 2023
Functional room, quirky bar (great music!) Attentive staff..Breakfast was excellent
Nothing really...no toiletries in the bathroom but not an issue for us as we had our own
David
10
August 2023
Such a beautiful location with unusual rooms … loved it
My only criticism is that the windows in my room were broken and didn’t lock.
Katy
8.2
July 2023
How easy check in and out was! Very quiet and peaceful accommodation. Breakfast was amazing.
Nothing not to like, a hidden gem :)
Robert
8.2
September 2023
outside space and character of the place
My room was a little too basic, but it was the lowest cost option.
Glyn
10
August 2023
Almost everything
Spiders in the room
Attractions
Leeds Castle
3.7miSissinghurst Castle
7.2miKent & East Sussex Railway
9.3miTenterden
9.3miChatham Historic Dockyard
14.8miRochester
14.9miRye
17.7miCanterbury Cathedral
18.5miWhitstable
18.6miPenshurst Place & Gardens
21.4miHever Castle
24.2miChartwell
25.7miDover Castle
28.6miPort of Dover
29.2miChislehurst Caves
30.1miAttractions
Leeds Castle
3.7miSissinghurst Castle
7.2miKent & East Sussex Railway
9.3miTenterden
9.3miChatham Historic Dockyard
14.8miRochester
14.9miRye
17.7miCanterbury Cathedral
18.5miWhitstable
18.6miPenshurst Place & Gardens
21.4miHever Castle
24.2miChartwell
25.7miDover Castle
28.6miPort of Dover
29.2miChislehurst Caves
30.1miAirports
Lydd Airport
20.6miLondon City Airport
33.9miLondon Gatwick Airport
37miLondon Stansted Airport
50.8miLondon Heathrow Airport
52.2miBrasserie Restaurant
Cuisines
Ambiances
Restaurant
Free Private Parking
Adults only
Free wifi
Room service
Streaming service (like Netflix)
Spa tub
Hot tub
Air conditioning
Bar
Sun deck
Private entrance
Parking On Site
Terrace
Non-smoking rooms
Beach umbrellas
Beach chairs/Loungers
Patio
Garden view
Picnic area
Garden
Extra long beds (> 6.5 ft)
Free toiletries
Bathtub
Accessibility
Entire unit located on ground floor
Bathroom
Bathrobe
Bathtub
Bathtub or shower
Free toiletries
Hairdryer
Private Bathroom
Shower
Slippers
Spa tub
Toilet
Toilet paper
Towels
Bedroom
Extra long beds (> 6.5 ft)
Linens
Wardrobe or closet
Cleaning Services
Daily housekeeping
Entertainment & Family Services
Board games/Puzzles
Food & Drink
Bar
Breakfast in the room
Restaurant
Special diet meals (on request)
Tea/Coffee maker
Wine/Champagne
Food & drink safety
Delivered food covered securely
Food can be delivered to guest accommodation
Front Desk Services
Invoice provided
General
Adults only
Air conditioning
Designated smoking area
Hardwood or parquet floors
Heating
Non-smoking rooms
Private entrance
Room service
Smoke-free property
Tile/Marble floor
Internet
Free wifi
Kitchen
Coffee machine
Electric kettle
Refrigerator
Living Area
Fireplace
Sitting area
Sofa
Media & Technology
Flat-screen TV
iPod dock
Radio
Satellite channels
Streaming service (like Netflix)
TV
Outdoors
Garden
Outdoor furniture
Patio
Picnic area
Sun deck
Terrace
Parking
Free Private Parking
Parking On Site
Physical distancing
Cashless payment available
Mobile app for room service
Room Amenities
Iron
Socket near the bed
Safety & security
CCTV in common areas
CCTV outside property
Fire extinguishers
Key access
Security alarm
Smoke alarms
Safety features
Access to healthcare professionals
First aid kits available
Spa
Beach chairs/Loungers
Beach umbrellas
Hot tub
View
Garden view
From 15:00
Until 23:00
Guests are required to show a photo identification and credit card upon check-in
Until 11:30
Pets are not allowed.
WiFi is available in all areas and is free of charge.
Age restriction may apply
Free private parking is available on site (reservation is needed).
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+1-833-728-2041Child policies
Children not allowed.
Crib and extra bed policies
No capacity for extra beds or cribs.
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What's the check-in and check-out schedule at Who'd A Thought It?
Planning your stay at Who'd A Thought It? The room will be ready for you between 03:00 PM and 11:00 PM. However, departures are set at 11:30 AM.
Is free parking available at Who'd A Thought It?
Yes, there is parking available at the Who'd A Thought It hotel. The parking is free and private, and it is located on site. Please note that reservation is required for parking.
What are the rates at Who'd A Thought It?
The base price for Who'd A Thought It starts at $82. Do note, the cost might change depending on room preferences and dates. To see the actual prices, input your desired dates.
What are the room types available at Who'd A Thought It?
The hotel offers various types of rooms including Double Rooms with Patio and Spa Bath, Queen Suites with Spa Bath, Deluxe Suites with Spa Bath, Premium Suites with Spa Bath, Executive Double Suites, Superior Suites with Spa Bath, Luxury Suites with Spa Bath, Suites with Hot Tubs, Double Rooms with Whirlpool, Suites with Four Poster Bed and Spa Bath, Classic Double Rooms with Shower, Small Double Rooms, Presidential Suites, King Suites with Spa Bath, King Rooms with Spa Bath, and Suites with Hot Tubs. The rooms are all non-smoking and accommodate 2 adults. Bed sizes range from double to king, with some rooms also offering sofa beds. Room sizes vary from 129 sqft to 807 sqft.
What activities does Who'd A Thought It offer?
Guests at the Who'd A Thought It hotel can enjoy a wide range of leisure amenities during their stay. The hotel features an adults only policy, creating a peaceful and serene environment. Guests can unwind and relax in the luxurious Spa tub or Hot tub/Jacuzzi. On sunny days, they can soak up the sun on the Sun deck or enjoy the beautiful beach views from the Beach umbrellas and Beach chairs/Loungers.
For dining options, the hotel offers the Brasserie Restaurant, which provides a romantic ambiance. Guests can indulge in British cuisine and enjoy a delicious meal in a charming setting.
In addition to these amenities, the hotel also provides entertainment options such as Board games/Puzzles and a cozy Fireplace for guests to enjoy during their leisure time. With these varied amenities, guests can make the most of their stay and have a relaxing and enjoyable experience at the Who'd A Thought It hotel.
Is there an in-house restaurant at Who'd A Thought It?
The hotel has a restaurant on site called Brasserie Restaurant. It offers a romantic ambience and serves British cuisine.
Which payment methods are supported by Who'd A Thought It?
Who'd A Thought It accepts payment methods such as Mastercard, American Express, Visa, Discover, and Maestro. However, cash payments are not accepted.
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