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49 reviews

Who'd A Thought It

Who'd A Thought It

Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone , Maidstone, ME17 2AR, United Kingdom

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+1-833-728-2041

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Restaurant

Free Private Parking

Adults only

Free wifi

Room service

Streaming service (like Netflix)

Spa tub

Hot tub

Who'd A Thought It

Step into a world of relaxation at Who’d A Thought It, a delightful 4-star retreat nestled just 3.1mi from the bustling heart of Lenham, United Kingdom. Located on Headcorn Road in Grafty Green, this cozy hotel offers a perfect blend of modern comforts and countryside charm. With prices starting at just $82, you can indulge in a tranquil escape while enjoying the serene beauty of the Garden of England.

Prepare to unwind in style with an array of fantastic amenities designed to pamper adults looking for a getaway. Imagine yourself lounging under the sun on the spacious terrace, or perhaps enjoying a rejuvenating soak in the spa tub. For those who love staying connected, the free Wi-Fi and streaming service options (hello, Netflix!) will keep you entertained. Sleep like royalty in the extra-long beds, or take a leisurely stroll through the beautiful garden with a picnic area to enjoy your favorite snacks under the sun.

You won’t go hungry here, thanks to the in-house restaurant that beckons with delicious breakfast options to jumpstart your day. With glowing reviews from 49 satisfied guests, Who’d A Thought It promises a memorable stay filled with comfort and charm. After a long day of exploring, retire to your non-smoking room, complete with free toiletries and air conditioning, ensuring your stay is as delightful as can be!

As you indulge in the sumptuous offerings at Who’d A Thought It, make sure to take full advantage of the culinary delights served at the on-site Brasserie Restaurant. Picture a romantic evening where you can savor exquisite British cuisine, crafted with the freshest ingredients and bursting with local flavors. Whether you're treating yourself to a full English breakfast that will fuel your adventures or unwinding with a delightful dinner paired with some fine wine, this cozy eatery promises to elevate your dining experience into something truly special.

Each room at Who’d A Thought It is an oasis of comfort, inviting you to relax and recharge. Choose from a variety of spacious suites and double rooms, many featuring indulgent spa baths, where you can soak your cares away. For a truly luxurious treat, opt for the Presidential Suite or the King Suite with Spa Bath, where modern elegance meets plush comfort. With plush bedding and airy layouts, each space ensures that you can unwind after soaking up the charm of the local countryside.

While the hotel boasts a myriad of amenities, don’t forget to explore the natural beauty surrounding the property. Spend your afternoons wandering through the picturesque gardens or enjoying an afternoon picnic on the terrace. As the sun sets, retreat indoors to lounge in your stylish room while streaming your favorite shows, the perfect end to a leisurely day. Who’d A Thought It is not just a hotel; it’s a delightful escape where every detail is curated for your enjoyment!

Closest airports

Lydd Airport

20.6mi

London City Airport

33.9mi

London Gatwick Airport

37mi

London Stansted Airport

50.8mi

London Heathrow Airport

52.2mi

Most popular amenities

Restaurant

Free Private Parking

Adults only

Free wifi

Room service

Streaming service (like Netflix)

Spa tub

Hot tub

Air conditioning

Bar

Sun deck

Private entrance

Parking On Site

Terrace

Non-smoking rooms

Beach umbrellas

Beach chairs/Loungers

Patio

Garden view

Picnic area

Garden

Extra long beds (> 6.5 ft)

Free toiletries

Bathtub

Rooms

Double Room with Patio and Spa Bath in Who'd A Thought It

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Double Room with Patio and Spa Bath

1 King Size Bed

325 sqft

Hot tub

Spa tub

Garden view

Private Bathroom

More details

Step into our Double Room with Patio and Spa Bath, where you can indulge in a relaxing soak in the hot tub or unwind in the spa tub. Enjoy the serene garden view from your private terrace and experience the ultimate comfort with a king-size bed and luxurious amenities such as a coffee machine, flat-screen TV, and free toiletries.

Premium Suite with Spa Bath in Who'd A Thought It

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Premium Suite with Spa Bath

1 King Size Bed

590 sqft

Hot tub

Spa tub

Garden view

Private Bathroom

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Indulge in the ultimate luxury in our Premium Suite with Spa Bath, featuring a spacious 592 sqft room with a king-size bed, private terrace, and stunning garden views. Unwind in the hot tub/Jacuzzi or relax in the spa tub, and enjoy amenities like a coffee machine, flat-screen TV, and free toiletries for an unforgettable stay.

Executive Double Suite in Who'd A Thought It

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Executive Double Suite

1 Queen Size Bed

690 sqft

Hot tub

Spa tub

Garden view

Private Bathroom

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Experience the epitome of luxury in our Executive Double Suite, boasting a spacious 689 sqft with garden views. Indulge in the private hot tub, unwind on the terrace, and enjoy the comfort of a Queen size bed, a flat-screen TV, and a range of luxurious amenities including a spa tub, coffee machine, and free toiletries.

Superior Suite with Spa Bath in Who'd A Thought It

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Superior Suite with Spa Bath

1 Queen Size Bed

590 sqft

Hot tub

Spa tub

Garden view

Private Bathroom

More details

Indulge in the ultimate relaxation at our Superior Suite with Spa Bath. This double room features a spacious 592 sqft layout, a Queen size bed, a hot tub/Jacuzzi, and a private terrace with a garden view. Unwind and rejuvenate in style with the array of luxury amenities, including a spa tub, coffee machine, flat-screen TV, and more. Perfect for couples seeking a romantic getaway.

Luxury Suite with Spa Bath in Who'd A Thought It

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Luxury Suite with Spa Bath

1 Double Bed

540 sqft

Hot tub

Spa tub

Garden view

Private Bathroom

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Indulge in the ultimate luxury experience with our spacious Luxury Suite featuring a spa bath, terrace, and garden view. Enjoy the comforts of a private entrance, hot tub, coffee machine, and flat-screen TV, making your stay truly unforgettable.

Suite with Hot Tub in Who'd A Thought It

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Suite with Hot Tub

1 Queen Size Bed

410 sqft

Hot tub

Spa tub

Garden view

Private Bathroom

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Indulge in pure relaxation and luxury in our Suite with a Hot Tub. This spacious 409 sqft room welcomes you with a Queen size bed, a private garden view, and a terrace where you can unwind and enjoy the serene surroundings. The highlight of this room is the invigorating Hot tub/Jacuzzi, perfect for a soothing soak after a long day of exploring. Complete with modern amenities like a flat-screen TV, coffee machine, and free toiletries, this Suite is the perfect haven for a romantic getaway or a well-deserved break.

Presidential Suite in Who'd A Thought It

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Presidential Suite

1 Double Bed

805 sqft

Hot tub

Spa tub

Garden view

Private Bathroom

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Indulge in the luxury of our Presidential Suite, a spacious 807 sqft suite with a hot tub, spa tub, and gorgeous garden views. The suite features a private bathroom with a bathtub, a terrace, a flat-screen TV, and a coffee machine, ensuring a comfortable and unforgettable stay.

Suite with Spa Bath in Who'd A Thought It

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Suite with Spa Bath

1 Double Bed

430 sqft

Spa tub

Garden view

Private Bathroom

Bathtub

More details

Indulge in luxury and relaxation in our Suite with Spa Bath, boasting a spacious 431 sqft of elegance. Enjoy a garden view from your private terrace, unwind in the spa tub, and savor the comforts of a flat-screen TV, coffee machine, and plush bathrobes. The perfect retreat for couples seeking a tranquil escape.

King Suite with Spa Bath in Who'd A Thought It

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King Suite with Spa Bath

1 King Size Bed

1 Sofa Bed

540 sqft

Hot tub

Spa tub

Garden view

Private Bathroom

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Experience luxury with our King Suite featuring a spacious 538 sqft of elegantly designed space. Unwind in your private spa bath or sit back and relax on the patio with a garden view. With amenities such as a hot tub, flat-screen TV, and coffee machine, your comfort and satisfaction are guaranteed.

Suite with Four Poster Bed and Spa Bath in Who'd A Thought It

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Suite with Four Poster Bed and Spa Bath

1 Double Bed

430 sqft

Spa tub

Garden view

Private Bathroom

Bathtub

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Indulge in a romantic getaway in our luxurious Suite with Four Poster Bed and Spa Bath. This spacious 431 sqft room offers a tranquil garden view, a private bathroom with a relaxing spa tub, and modern amenities such as a flat-screen TV and a coffee machine. Perfect for couples seeking a peaceful retreat.

Superior Suite in Who'd A Thought It

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Superior Suite

1 Queen Size Bed

700 sqft

Hot tub

Spa tub

Garden view

Private Bathroom

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Experience luxury and tranquility in our spacious Superior Suite, boasting a generous 700 sqft of elegant living space. Relax in the hot tub, take in the picturesque garden view from the terrace, and indulge in the modern amenities such as a private bathroom with bathtub, flat-screen TV, and a coffee machine. Perfect for couples seeking a romantic getaway.

Queen Suite with Spa Bath in Who'd A Thought It

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Queen Suite with Spa Bath

1 Queen Size Bed

345 sqft

Spa tub

Garden view

Private Bathroom

Bathtub

More details

Indulge in a luxurious escape with our Queen Suite featuring a spa bath. Relax in the spacious 344 sqft suite with a queen-size bed and enjoy beautiful garden views. Unwind in the private spa tub, and enjoy amenities like a coffee machine, flat-screen TV, and free toiletries. The perfect retreat for couples seeking a tranquil and pampering getaway.

Guest reviews

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49 reviews

Categories of assessments

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Comfort

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Facilities

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Breakfast

Featured reviews:

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Katie

10

August 2023

Don’t be fooled by the crushed velvet- this is a hidden gem. A great little hotel, fantastic food and staff who go above and beyond.

Breakfast isn’t served until after 9 which was too late for a business trip. However, staff were able to provide me the makings of a continental breakfast to take to my room and even made me a sandwich for lunch the next day.

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Colin

10

September 2023

Excellent staff and facilities nice and quiet location, ideal for to treat yourself to a little luxury or business stays, maybe a office party 🥳 well worth the money 💰 so book now to enjoy, Colin

Couldn't fault it

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Emma

8.2

August 2023

Great location, a little quirky, good parking facilities. Cosy bar, friendly staff and excellent value.

Only the lack of water pressure in shower - not really an issue and a noisy in room fridge - rectified by switching off.

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Matt

10

August 2023

The location was was peacefull , good options on the food menu friendly attentive staff

After using the spa bath it was looked like the jet system hadn't been cleaded properly , but the room and bathroom was spotless

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Michael

10

August 2023

Out of the ordinary, but really pleasant deep in the Kent lanes but very handy for crossing the channel

No box of tissues in the room, but yea/coffee making facilities so no complaints at all

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Michael

8.2

August 2023

Functional room, quirky bar (great music!) Attentive staff..Breakfast was excellent

Nothing really...no toiletries in the bathroom but not an issue for us as we had our own

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David

10

August 2023

Such a beautiful location with unusual rooms … loved it

My only criticism is that the windows in my room were broken and didn’t lock.

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Katy

8.2

July 2023

How easy check in and out was! Very quiet and peaceful accommodation. Breakfast was amazing.

Nothing not to like, a hidden gem :)

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Robert

8.2

September 2023

outside space and character of the place

My room was a little too basic, but it was the lowest cost option.

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Glyn

10

August 2023

Almost everything

Spiders in the room

Points of Interest Around Who'd A Thought It

Attractions

Leeds Castle

3.7mi

Sissinghurst Castle

7.2mi

Kent & East Sussex Railway

9.3mi

Tenterden

9.3mi

Chatham Historic Dockyard

14.8mi

Rochester

14.9mi

Rye

17.7mi

Canterbury Cathedral

18.5mi

Whitstable

18.6mi

Penshurst Place & Gardens

21.4mi

Hever Castle

24.2mi

Chartwell

25.7mi

Dover Castle

28.6mi

Port of Dover

29.2mi

Chislehurst Caves

30.1mi

Restaurants

Brasserie Restaurant

Cuisines

  • British

Ambiances

  • Romantic

Amenities of Who'd A Thought It

Restaurant

Free Private Parking

Adults only

Free wifi

Room service

Streaming service (like Netflix)

Spa tub

Hot tub

Air conditioning

Bar

Sun deck

Private entrance

Parking On Site

Terrace

Non-smoking rooms

Beach umbrellas

Beach chairs/Loungers

Patio

Garden view

Picnic area

Garden

Extra long beds (> 6.5 ft)

Free toiletries

Bathtub

Stay rules - Who'd A Thought It

  • Check-in / Check-out

  • Pets

  • Internet

  • Age restrictions

  • Parking

  • Reservations

  • Children and beds

  • Cards accepted at this property

Frequently Asked Questions - Who'd A Thought It

What's the check-in and check-out schedule at Who'd A Thought It?

Planning your stay at Who'd A Thought It? The room will be ready for you between 03:00 PM and 11:00 PM. However, departures are set at 11:30 AM.

Is free parking available at Who'd A Thought It?

Yes, there is parking available at the Who'd A Thought It hotel. The parking is free and private, and it is located on site. Please note that reservation is required for parking.

What are the rates at Who'd A Thought It?

The base price for Who'd A Thought It starts at $82. Do note, the cost might change depending on room preferences and dates. To see the actual prices, input your desired dates.

What are the room types available at Who'd A Thought It?

The hotel offers various types of rooms including Double Rooms with Patio and Spa Bath, Queen Suites with Spa Bath, Deluxe Suites with Spa Bath, Premium Suites with Spa Bath, Executive Double Suites, Superior Suites with Spa Bath, Luxury Suites with Spa Bath, Suites with Hot Tubs, Double Rooms with Whirlpool, Suites with Four Poster Bed and Spa Bath, Classic Double Rooms with Shower, Small Double Rooms, Presidential Suites, King Suites with Spa Bath, King Rooms with Spa Bath, and Suites with Hot Tubs. The rooms are all non-smoking and accommodate 2 adults. Bed sizes range from double to king, with some rooms also offering sofa beds. Room sizes vary from 129 sqft to 807 sqft.

What activities does Who'd A Thought It offer?

Guests at the Who'd A Thought It hotel can enjoy a wide range of leisure amenities during their stay. The hotel features an adults only policy, creating a peaceful and serene environment. Guests can unwind and relax in the luxurious Spa tub or Hot tub/Jacuzzi. On sunny days, they can soak up the sun on the Sun deck or enjoy the beautiful beach views from the Beach umbrellas and Beach chairs/Loungers.

For dining options, the hotel offers the Brasserie Restaurant, which provides a romantic ambiance. Guests can indulge in British cuisine and enjoy a delicious meal in a charming setting.

In addition to these amenities, the hotel also provides entertainment options such as Board games/Puzzles and a cozy Fireplace for guests to enjoy during their leisure time. With these varied amenities, guests can make the most of their stay and have a relaxing and enjoyable experience at the Who'd A Thought It hotel.

Is there an in-house restaurant at Who'd A Thought It?

The hotel has a restaurant on site called Brasserie Restaurant. It offers a romantic ambience and serves British cuisine.

Which payment methods are supported by Who'd A Thought It?

Who'd A Thought It accepts payment methods such as Mastercard, American Express, Visa, Discover, and Maestro. However, cash payments are not accepted.