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Restaurant
Free Private Parking
Free wifi
Bar
Parking On Site
Non-smoking rooms
Free toiletries
Welcome to The Oyster Smack, a delightful 4-star hotel located in the charming coastal town of Burnham-on-Crouch, United Kingdom. With its prime location just 0.2mi from the city center, you'll have easy access to all the local attractions and activities.
This pet-friendly hotel offers a range of amenities to ensure a comfortable stay. From free private parking and WiFi, to a bar and restaurant serving delicious meals, you'll have everything you need at your fingertips. The Oyster Smack also boasts non-smoking rooms, free toiletries, and a private bathroom in every room, guaranteeing a relaxing and enjoyable experience.
With 369 glowing reviews, this hotel has become a favorite among travelers. Guests have praised the attentive staff, clean rooms, and fantastic location. Starting at just $118 per night, The Oyster Smack is the perfect choice for those seeking a memorable and affordable stay in Burnham-on-Crouch.
Book your stay at The Oyster Smack today and discover all that this charming hotel has to offer.
When it comes to dining options, The Oyster Smack has you covered. The hotel features a restaurant called Ambiances, which offers a delightful culinary experience. Whether you're looking for a family-friendly atmosphere, a modern setting, or a romantic ambiance, Ambiances has it all. The restaurant serves up mouthwatering British cuisine that is sure to please even the most discerning palates.
To make your stay even more convenient, The Oyster Smack accepts a variety of payment methods. Whether you prefer to use cash or card, you'll find that the hotel accommodates your needs. Accepted payment methods include Mastercard, American Express, Visa, and Maestro. So you can choose the option that works best for you and enjoy a hassle-free experience.
When it comes to accommodations, The Oyster Smack offers a variety of rooms to suit every traveler's needs. From the Classic Double Room to the Deluxe Double Room with Extra Bed, there is something for everyone. Each room is tastefully furnished and provides a spacious, comfortable environment for your stay. With amenities such as free toiletries and a private bathroom, you can relax and unwind after a long day of exploring the coastal town of Burnham-on-Crouch.
Closest airports
London Stansted Airport
30.5miLondon City Airport
33.8miLuton Airport
53.4miLondon Gatwick Airport
53.9miLondon Heathrow Airport
55.7miRestaurant
Free Private Parking
Free wifi
Bar
Parking On Site
Non-smoking rooms
Free toiletries
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Classic Double Room
1 Double Bed
130 sqft
Private Bathroom
Flat-screen TV
Shower
Free toiletries
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Our Classic Double Room offers 129 sqft of comfortable space for 2 adults. Enjoy the privacy of a private bathroom, relax with a flat-screen TV, and take advantage of the provided amenities like a shower, free toiletries, and more.
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Deluxe Double Room
1 King Size Bed
170 sqft
Private Bathroom
Flat-screen TV
Shower
Free toiletries
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Enjoy a comfortable stay in our Deluxe Double Room. With a spacious 172 sqft, a luxurious King size bed, and modern amenities including a private bathroom, flat-screen TV, and free toiletries, this room is perfect for couples seeking relaxation and convenience. Smoking is not allowed in this non-smoking room.
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Superior Double Room
1 King Size Bed
1 Sofa Bed
1 Twin Bed
1 Sofa Bed
270 sqft
Private Bathroom
Flat-screen TV
Shower
Free toiletries
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Welcome to our spacious Superior Double Room, perfect for couples seeking a comfortable stay. With a generous size of 269 sqft, a king size bed, private bathroom, and a flat-screen TV, you're bound to have a delightful and relaxing experience.
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Deluxe Double Room with Extra Bed
1 King Size Bed
1 Sofa Bed
170 sqft
Private Bathroom
Flat-screen TV
Shower
Free toiletries
More details
Experience deluxe comfort and space in our Double Room with an extra bed, featuring a cozy king-size bed and a sofa bed, perfect for a relaxing stay for up to 2 adults. Enjoy a private bathroom, flat-screen TV, and free toiletries, all in the comfort of your room.
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Janet
8.2
November 2022
Room, comfortable, warm, clean, good nights sleep. Friendly staff on arrival.
That I wasn't in an outside room, didn't know at booking that I had a room in the pub. Outside room would have been preferable because of my luggage. I had stayed there before and had an outside room. Please make clear room allocation at time of booking. The sink in the bathroom didn't empty properly, the shower sprayed water over the bathroom floor, there was a lot of banging noise after 8 am, the staff on duty at check out didn't ask about my experience.
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Nathaniel
10
October 2022
The room was fantastic, even better than expected. Much more like a private motel than a hotel room. Parking was directly outside so very accessible, and the coast is 5 minutes walk away. Staff were friendly and accommodating, and while I didn't take advantage of the restaurant the bar had a nice atmosphere and the free wi-fi was handy.
I don't think there is anything I can fault. I got everything I paid for and more.
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Sim
8.2
June 2023
The shower was fantastic, we really appreciated the power shower during the hot weather.
Minimal parking at the hotel. Had to park on nearby roads for duration of the stay. No full length mirror in the room. Breakfast was not included and had to pay an additional cost for two mornings.
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Prince453
8.2
June 2023
Breakfast was ok. It would have been nice to have had a bowl of fresh fruit cut up. No butter on the toast for poached eggs. Staff very good at the bar and on reception. Lovely food in the restaurant.
A little more choice at breakfast bar. A little cramped when several people there.
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Philippa
8.2
July 2022
Really friendly team, even when clearly busy at the bar Friday night. Shower pressure was amazing, really strong and good / easy to adjust temperature. Cookies are yummy!
The room was very hot and the windows appeared to be on a locked latch, so could not open (a fan was provided). A little noisy. Car park is tight - was grateful for parking sensors! Would have been nice to have some herbal teas also provided.
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Adrian
8.2
August 2022
Excellent food, we had a lovely meal there. Room modern, spacious, comfortable, cleaned every day with change of towels. Free parking although spaces not always available.
Breakfast a bit average, could be improved with croissants, pain au chocolate or just nicer breads in place of the couple of shop bought loafs. Not a major issue though.
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Penelope
10
September 2022
Size of room and enormous bed. Very nice bathroom - personally would prefer a hand-held rather than 'rain' shower, but very well appointed otherwise. Bedroom was 'outside' with car parking immediately outside which is very convenient for handling luggage etc. The food was also very good - very good service throughout.
Nothing really
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Joanne
8.2
October 2021
Our room was spacious and very clean. The bed was comfortable, there was plenty of storage space in the room and nice big towels for the shower. Also, the hairdryer was located near a mirror, which is often something lacking in a hotel room. There were spare accessible sockets available for phone chargers etc.
The towel rail in the bathroom was very hot most of the time and we couldn’t find a way to turn it down. There is a minimal self service breakfast offer in the week but there are cafes in the town where you can get a good breakfast if you want something cooked. Especially recommend the Bistro on the Quay which is about 10 minute walk.
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Joanne
8.2
June 2022
Room good and clean, towels replaced daily and staff customer service excellent. Didn't have breakfast, however booked evening meal in restaurant which was really good food and great service.
Room based at front near busy main road so noisy if windows open. Bathroom was clean but extremely small and shower open at end causing floor to flood.
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Caroline
10
March 2022
Beautifully well furnished and decorated enormous clean rooms, with excellent bathroom. Brilliant staff, every single person was helpful and hospitable. The food was great, the drinks and service in the restaurant good. We'd definitely come back here.
We'd have loved instant porridge and plain yoghurt as options on the simple ( and very reasonably priced) breakfast. But really, it was all good here. Highly recommend it.
Attractions
Chatham Historic Dockyard
20.2miWhitstable
20.9miRochester
21.4miOld MacDonald's Farm
24.9miCanterbury Cathedral
26.8miLeeds Castle
27.5miHarwich International Port
29miLondon Stansted Airport (STN)
30.6miAttractions
Chatham Historic Dockyard
20.2miWhitstable
20.9miRochester
21.4miOld MacDonald's Farm
24.9miCanterbury Cathedral
26.8miLeeds Castle
27.5miHarwich International Port
29miLondon Stansted Airport (STN)
30.6miAirports
London Stansted Airport
30.5miLondon City Airport
33.8miLuton Airport
53.4miLondon Gatwick Airport
53.9miLondon Heathrow Airport
55.7miCuisines
Ambiances
Restaurant
Free Private Parking
Free wifi
Bar
Parking On Site
Non-smoking rooms
Free toiletries
Accessibility
Entire unit located on ground floor
Bathroom
Bathtub or shower
Free toiletries
Hairdryer
Private Bathroom
Shower
Toilet
Toilet paper
Towels
Bedroom
Linens
Wardrobe or closet
Food & Drink
Bar
Breakfast in the room
Kids' meals
Restaurant
Special diet meals (on request)
Wine/Champagne
Food & drink safety
Food can be delivered to guest accommodation
General
Family rooms
Heating
Non-smoking rooms
Pet Friendly
Smoke-free property
Internet
Free wifi
Kitchen
Electric kettle
Living Area
Sofa
Media & Technology
Flat-screen TV
TV
Parking
Free Private Parking
Parking On Site
Physical distancing
Cashless payment available
Contactless check-in/out
Room Amenities
Fold-up bed
Socket near the bed
Sofa bed
Safety & security
24-hour security
CCTV in common areas
CCTV outside property
Fire extinguishers
Security alarm
Smoke alarms
From 14:00
Until 21:00
Guests are required to show a photo identification and credit card upon check-in
Until 11:00
Pets are allowed on request. Charges may apply.
WiFi is available in all areas and is free of charge.
Age restriction may apply
Free private parking is available on site (reservation is not needed).
Reservations
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+1-833-728-2041Child policies
Children of all ages are welcome.
Children 18 and above are considered adults at this property.
To see correct prices and occupancy info, add the number and ages of children in your group to your search.
Crib and extra bed policies
0 - 1 years
Extra bed upon request
$25 per child per day
Cot upon request
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2+ years
Extra bed upon request
$25 per person per day
The price in GBP has been converted to show you the approximate price in USD.
Additional fees are not calculated automatically in the total cost and will have to be paid for separately during your stay.
The maximum number of cribs, extra beds, and children allowed in existing beds can vary depending on the option booked.
All cribs and extra beds are subject to availability.
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This property accepts cash.
Is The Oyster Smack pet-friendly?
Yes, you can stay with your pet at The Oyster Smack hotel. However, please note that charges may apply and you will need to request permission beforehand.
What are the check-in and check-out times at The Oyster Smack?
While the stay at The Oyster Smack offers a flexible check-in window between 02:00 PM and 09:00 PM, the check-out is fixed at 11:00 AM.
Can guests park for free at The Oyster Smack?
Yes, The Oyster Smack hotel offers free private on-site parking that does not require prior reservation.
How much does a stay at The Oyster Smack cost?
Starting rates at The Oyster Smack begin from $118. However, prices can vary based on room type and selected dates. Please enter your dates for accurate pricing.
What are the room types available at The Oyster Smack?
The Oyster Smack hotel offers Classic Double Rooms, Deluxe Double Rooms, and Superior Double Rooms. The rooms are all double occupancy and do not allow smoking. The room sizes vary from 129 sqft to 269 sqft and the beds range from a Double bed to a King size bed with additional sofa beds or twin beds available in some rooms.
What is there to do in The Oyster Smack?
Guests at The Oyster Smack can enjoy their time by taking advantage of the leisure amenities provided. The hotel offers a bar where guests can relax and enjoy their favorite drinks in a comfortable atmosphere. In addition to the bar, The Oyster Smack has a restaurant on-site, which provides a range of dining experiences. Whether guests are looking for a family-friendly environment, a modern setting, or a romantic ambiance, the restaurant can cater to their preferences. The menu at the restaurant offers British cuisine, providing guests with an opportunity to indulge in local flavors. Whether guests choose to enjoy a delicious meal at the restaurant or unwind with a drink at the bar, there are ample options for them to have a memorable time at The Oyster Smack.
Does The Oyster Smack have on-site restaurants?
Yes, The Oyster Smack hotel has restaurants on site.
What methods of payment does The Oyster Smack accept?
The Oyster Smack accepts payment in the form of cash, as well as popular credit cards such as Mastercard, American Express, Visa, and Maestro.
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