9.7

76 reviews

The Jolly Poacher Retreat

The Jolly Poacher Retreat

28 Bothams Bend Road, Blenheim, 7273, New Zealand

Reservations:

+1-833-728-2041

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Pet Friendly

Outdoor swimming pool

Free Private Parking

Free wifi

Room service

Golf course

Air conditioning

Bar

The Jolly Poacher Retreat

Welcome to The Jolly Poacher Retreat, a charming Bed and Breakfast located in the heart of Blenheim, New Zealand. Situated just 7.8 kilometers from the city center, this cozy retreat offers a peaceful escape while still being within easy reach of the vibrant city attractions.

The Jolly Poacher Retreat boasts 76 glowing reviews, guaranteeing an exceptional stay for all travelers. With prices starting from $152, this affordable and delightful establishment offers a range of amenities to ensure a comfortable stay. Enjoy a complimentary breakfast each morning to kickstart your day of exploration.

The hotel features a pet-friendly environment, an outdoor swimming pool, and a private parking area. Stay connected with free Wifi and take advantage of the shuttle service to explore the nearby golf course or take a trip to the airport. The welcoming staff will be at your service to provide room service and assist with any special requests. Relax in the garden or on the terrace and bask in the breathtaking views of the surroundings. The Jolly Poacher Retreat truly offers a memorable getaway experience.

Please note that all descriptions and amenities are based solely on the provided data.

After a day of exploring the beautiful city of Blenheim, retreat to The Jolly Poacher Retreat and take a dip in the refreshing outdoor swimming pool. Whether you prefer to go for a leisurely swim or simply lounge by the poolside, this seasonal amenity offers a tranquil oasis for guests to relax and unwind. Please note that the pool is exclusively for adults, ensuring a peaceful and serene atmosphere for your enjoyment.

At The Jolly Poacher Retreat, we understand that your furry friends are a part of the family. That's why our pet-friendly establishment welcomes your beloved pets to join you on your vacation at no additional charge. Simply make a request when booking your room, and we will ensure that your stay is a comfortable experience for both you and your furry companions.

When it comes to payment, we offer the convenience of multiple options. Along with accepting cash, we also accept major credit cards such as Mastercard, Visa, and Bankcard. This allows you to choose the method of payment that suits you best, ensuring a hassle-free check-in and check-out process.

The Jolly Poacher Retreat offers two types of rooms for your comfort: the Deluxe King Room and the Deluxe Double or Twin Room with Garden View. Each room is spacious, spanning 646 square feet, and accommodates up to two adults. With comfortable bedding options including twin beds and a king-size bed, you can choose the setup that best suits your needs. All rooms are smoke-free, ensuring a fresh and pleasant environment for your stay.

Book your stay at The Jolly Poacher Retreat today and experience the perfect blend of comfort, convenience, and charm during your visit to Blenheim, New Zealand.

Closest airports

Picton Aerodrome

7.2mi

Woodbourne Airport

7.4mi

Nelson Airport

40.5mi

Wellington International Airport

43.7mi

Most popular amenities

Pet Friendly

Outdoor swimming pool

Free Private Parking

Free wifi

Room service

Golf course

Air conditioning

Bar

Private entrance

Parking On Site

Terrace

Soundproof rooms

Non-smoking rooms

Patio

Wheelchair accessible

Beach chairs/Loungers

Kitchenware

Garden view

Kitchenette

Horseback riding

Picnic area

Garden

View

Extra long beds (> 6.5 ft)

Free toiletries

Barbecue

Soundproof

Rooms

Deluxe King Room in The Jolly Poacher Retreat

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Deluxe King Room

2 Twin Beds

1 King Size Bed

645 sqft

Garden view

Private Bathroom

Kitchenette

Kitchenware

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Experience pure luxury in our spacious Deluxe King Room, featuring a stunning garden view and a private bathroom. With a fully equipped kitchenette and convenient amenities such as a washing machine, microwave, and coffee machine, you'll feel right at home in this 646 sqft paradise.

Deluxe Double or Twin Room with Garden View in The Jolly Poacher Retreat

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Deluxe Double or Twin Room with Garden View

2 Twin Beds

1 King Size Bed

645 sqft

Garden view

Private Bathroom

Kitchenette

Kitchenware

More details

Experience luxury and comfort in our Deluxe Double or Twin Room with Garden View. With a spacious 646 sqft, you can relax in style while enjoying the beautiful garden scenery. The room features a private bathroom, kitchenette, washing machine, flat-screen TV, and more for your convenience. Whether you prefer a restful retreat or an adventurous getaway, our room has all the amenities you need to make your stay unforgettable.

Guest reviews

9.7

76 reviews

Categories of assessments

Cleanliness

Comfort

Location

Facilities

Staff

Value for money

WiFi quality

Featured reviews:

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Melinda

10

March 2024

Dave and Helen are amazing hosts. They did everything they could to ensure we made the most of our stay. The cabin is kitted out as a fisherman’s delight but that doesn’t detract at all from the fact they make a very comfortable and cosy place to stay. They are well equipped with extremely comfortable beds and hot showers. There's air on for hot days and a fire if it,s chilly though we needed neither during our stay as the cabins are very well insulated. Breakfasts were amazing, brought over to the cabin on a tray, scrambled eggs from their own hens with toast, marmalade, raspberry jam or honey and fresh orange juice. The perfect start to the day.

Nothing

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Oral

9.1

March 2024

My wife and I recently stayed and we were treated like old friends, The cottage was excellent, and the hosts were extremely welcoming and thoughtful. We were on a one month drive around both North and South Islands, and this was one of the highlights of our month. We rarely write reviews, but full credit is due here and we needed to take the time to recogise and appreciate the extra effort! Keep doing what you are doing, and being who you are!

There is little not to like, it is outside of town, so you need a car which we had, no issues with us, but for others it might be an issue

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Robert

10

December 2023

It was quiet and peaceful in BEATUIFUL surroundings and only 10 minutes to the centre of Blenheim. The cabin was cleverly themed with lots of interesting artefacts as well as modern amenities. A delicious cooked breakfast was delivered each morning. The large bed was very comfortable giving us some of the best nights sleeps we’ve had in a long while. We awoke each morning to the sounds of birdsong and sheep bleating. Our hosts were very welcoming and suggested places to visit, each day, which we wouldn’t have known about or thought of going to. The Jolly Poacher couldn’t have been more perfect.

Nothing it was just perfect.

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Ellen

10

March 2024

The hosts are very available, knowledgeable about the area and friendly. The property was quiet and lovely to relax in. The cabin was very clean and very well appointed. We booked their electric bikes for a day to ride over to some cellar doors. And aside from a sore bottom from not being used to biking it was great fun! The delivered breakfasts were a special treat.

Slight disappointment that the pool was not available when we were there. A malfunction which could not be helped but it would have been appreciated after the bike ride.

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Debbie

10

March 2024

Everything…The cabin was spacious and well finished; the bedding was comfortable; super clean; quiet; great vibes from all the birds and livestock (sheep out the window, chickens and a young heifer down the drive, quails wandering by in the morning); and all a short drive to loads of wineries, hikes and restaurants!

Nothing.

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Jonathan

10

June 2024

Cool spot couple min of the main road, lots of effort into presentation, welcome and facilities. The beds are amazing - personal choice I know but good as it gets is our call. Got there with gas fire on, place warm and lit, tv on and welcome message. Perfect for a cold winter night.

Nothing

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Klaus

10

March 2024

Quiet location in a beautiful garden. Very comfortable and high quality interior with lovely details. Very nice hosts making a very pleasant stay (serving breakfast). E-bikes provided for a ride to the coast. One of best acc. in 6 weeks NZ!

Nothing to complain

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Suha

10

January 2024

Spectacular place with beautiful views and very clean fantastic amenities all you need is there for a family.

Great location very cosy and beautiful set up would definitely be back in future….

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Ioana

10

April 2023

If peace and quiet is what you're looking for, then look no further. Set in a private location, with amazing views of a flower garden, the cottages will reward you for driving a little bit further. Rarely will you find hosts as friendly and knowledgeable as Helen and Dave, your only problem will be not having enough time to wander around.

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Rex

10

April 2024

Nice quiet picturesque location. Hosts were great, facilities excellent. Great idea having hunting and fishing themed cabins that were both modern and comfortable, yet still captured the history of yesteryear. Great value for money.

Points of Interest Around The Jolly Poacher Retreat

Attractions

Omaka Aviation Heritage Centre

6.7mi

Marlborough Sounds

11.2mi

Port Marlborough (Picton Cruise Port)

11.5mi

Marlborough District

22.1mi

Marlborough Vineyards

30.1mi

Pools

Location

  • Outdoor

Features

  • Salt water

Age restrictions

  • Adults only

Availability

  • Seasonal

Amenities of The Jolly Poacher Retreat

Pet Friendly

Outdoor swimming pool

Free Private Parking

Free wifi

Room service

Golf course

Air conditioning

Bar

Private entrance

Parking On Site

Terrace

Soundproof rooms

Non-smoking rooms

Patio

Wheelchair accessible

Beach chairs/Loungers

Kitchenware

Garden view

Kitchenette

Horseback riding

Picnic area

Garden

View

Extra long beds (> 6.5 ft)

Free toiletries

Barbecue

Soundproof

Stay rules - The Jolly Poacher Retreat

  • Check-in / Check-out

  • Pets

  • Internet

  • Age restrictions

  • Curfew

  • Parking

  • Reservations

  • Children and beds

  • Cards accepted at this property

Frequently Asked Questions - The Jolly Poacher Retreat

Is The Jolly Poacher Retreat pet-friendly?

Absolutely! The Jolly Poacher Retreat not only allows pets, but they also don't charge any extra fees for them. You can enjoy your stay with your furry friend without any worries or additional costs. Just make sure to notify them beforehand, as pets are allowed on request. Have a pawsome stay!

What's the check-in and check-out schedule at The Jolly Poacher Retreat?

Guests at The Jolly Poacher Retreat can check in between 02:00 PM and 10:00 PM. Check-out time is set for 10:00 AM.

Is vehicle parking offered by The Jolly Poacher Retreat?

Yes, there is ample parking available at The Jolly Poacher Retreat. Not only is parking free, but it is also private and conveniently located on site.

How much does a stay at The Jolly Poacher Retreat cost?

Rooms at The Jolly Poacher Retreat are available starting from $152. Prices might vary according to room availability and chosen dates. To see the current rates, please add your travel dates.

Which room categories can I book at The Jolly Poacher Retreat?

The Jolly Poacher Retreat offers a Deluxe King Room with a room size of 646 sqft, accommodating 2 adults with no smoking allowed. This room features 2 twin beds and 1 king size bed. Additionally, they have a Deluxe Double or Twin Room with Garden View, also at 646 sqft and accommodating 2 adults with no smoking allowed. This room includes 2 twin beds and 1 king size bed as well.

What are the main attractions at The Jolly Poacher Retreat?

At The Jolly Poacher Retreat, guests can spend their time enjoying the hotel's leisure amenities. They can start by taking a refreshing dip in the outdoor swimming pool, which is available during the season. The pool is exclusively for adults, providing a peaceful and relaxing atmosphere.

For those who enjoy outdoor activities, the hotel offers a variety of options. Guests can rent bicycles to explore the surroundings at their own pace or go horseback riding for a more adventurous experience. Cycling enthusiasts can also bring their own bikes and take advantage of the nearby cycling routes.

Indoor entertainment options are available as well. Guests can challenge each other to a game of darts or play a friendly match of pool. The hotel also offers fishing facilities for those who want to try their luck at catching the local fish.

In the evenings, guests can gather around the outdoor fireplace or make use of the barbecue facilities for a fun and delicious meal.

Does The Jolly Poacher Retreat have a pool for guests?

The hotel has one pool available, which is located outdoors. This pool is only available seasonally and is restricted to adult guests only.

Can I use my credit card at The Jolly Poacher Retreat?

Yes, you can use your credit card at The Jolly Poacher Retreat. They accept Mastercard, Visa, and Bankcard. Additionally, cash payments are also accepted.