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1,334 reviews

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield

Old Beaconsfield, Beaconsfield, HP9 1LX, United Kingdom

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Restaurant

Outdoor swimming pool

Free Private Parking

Adults only

Free wifi

Room service

Air conditioning

Bar

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield

Welcome to Crazy Bear Beaconsfield, where luxury meets playful charm in the delightful town of Beaconsfield, England! This 5-star gem is just a hop, skip, and a jump (0.8mi) from the vibrant city center and is perfect for those looking to indulge in a fun and sophisticated getaway. With prices starting from just $340, it’s the ultimate retreat for travelers seeking a mix of relaxation and style.

At Crazy Bear, your stay is elevated with a myriad of fabulous features! Dip your toes into the outdoor swimming pool before savoring a delicious breakfast that fuels your adventures. Unwind with a drink at the bar or take advantage of the free Wi-Fi while lounging on the terrace. Got business to take care of? Their meeting and banquet facilities are available for use at an extra charge. With reviews from over 1,300 delighted guests, this adults-only sanctuary promises an unforgettable escape filled with pampered perfection.

Explore the lush surroundings, treat yourself to a soothing massage, or simply revel in the comforts of your air-conditioned non-smoking room, complete with luxurious free toiletries and a bathtub for those much-needed moments of relaxation. With complimentary private parking and room service at your beck and call, Crazy Bear Beaconsfield serves as your perfect haven to create ever-lasting memories. Come be a part of the excitement and experience the delightful extravagance that awaits you!

As you step into the dining experience at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield, get ready to have your taste buds tantalized! The hotel boasts two exquisite on-site restaurants that serve up a delightful culinary journey. Start your evening at the charming Thai Restaurant, where traditional flavors meet a romantic ambiance. Savor the aromatic dishes crafted with the freshest ingredients, perfect for a cozy dinner for two. If you’re leaning more towards the classic, the English Restaurant offers a warm, inviting atmosphere where you can relish time-honored British cuisine that warms the heart and satisfies the soul. What could be better than toasting to an unforgettable night with a signature cocktail made just for you?

For the enthusiasts of leisure and leisure-seeking adventure, there’s no better wish than to conquer the day with a splash! Dive into the heated outdoor pool, where you can bask in the sun and indulge in refreshing dips between your mini escapades. Feeling in the mood for some me-time? Treat yourself to a soothing massage that will melt your stress away and leave you wrapped in pure bliss. With the intoxicating allure of relaxation and a sprinkle of adventure all around, your getaway will surely transform into a refreshing escape from the norm.

Lastly, your stay at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield wouldn’t be complete without fully embracing the carefree spirit it offers! Whether lounging on the terrace with a good book or enjoying a delightful room service meal while the sun sets, every moment is another chance to create memories with your travel companions. Plus, with various payment options available, from Mastercard to cash, you can relax knowing everything is as convenient as it gets. So grab your travel gear and get ready to experience a stay that sings with delightful vibrancy!

Closest airports

London Heathrow Airport

12mi

Luton Airport

22.1mi

London City Airport

30.6mi

London Gatwick Airport

36.7mi

London Stansted Airport

42.2mi

Most popular amenities

Restaurant

Outdoor swimming pool

Free Private Parking

Adults only

Free wifi

Room service

Air conditioning

Bar

Parking On Site

Terrace

Non-smoking rooms

Free toiletries

Bathtub

Rooms

Deluxe Double Room with Shower in Crazy Bear Beaconsfield

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Deluxe

1 Queen Size Bed

270 sqft

Private Bathroom

Flat-screen TV

Air conditioning

Shower

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Escape to our Deluxe Double Room with Shower, a spacious retreat spanning 269 sqft and boasting a comfortable Queen size bed, private bathroom, and luxurious amenities like a flat-screen TV, air conditioning, and free toiletries. Leave your worries behind and indulge in the ultimate relaxation.

Suite in Crazy Bear Beaconsfield

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Suite

1 Queen Size Bed

495 sqft

Private Bathroom

Bathtub

Flat-screen TV

Air conditioning

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Welcome to our spacious Suite! Enjoy 495 sqft of luxury and comfort with a private bathroom, bathtub, and flat-screen TV. Relax and unwind in style with air conditioning, a queen size bed, and complimentary toiletries.

Superior Double Room in Crazy Bear Beaconsfield

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Superior

1 Queen Size Bed

290 sqft

Private Bathroom

Bathtub

Flat-screen TV

Air conditioning

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Welcome to our Superior Double Room, a spacious and comfortable retreat for two adults. Enjoy the luxury of a private bathroom with a bathtub, a flat-screen TV, and the convenience of air conditioning.

Junior Suite in Crazy Bear Beaconsfield

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Junior Suite

1 Queen Size Bed

390 sqft

Private Bathroom

Bathtub

Flat-screen TV

Air conditioning

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Welcome to our Junior Suite! This spacious suite offers a comfortable queen size bed, a private bathroom with a bathtub and shower, and a flat-screen TV for your entertainment. Enjoy your stay with amenities like air conditioning, free toiletries, and a wardrobe for your convenience.

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Decadent

430 sqft

Free wifi

Flat-screen TV

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Our most Decadent rooms... each boasting a luxurious walk-in wet room and a stunning roll-top bath. Immerse yourself in lavish furnishings that exude elegance and comfort, creating a perfect sanctuary of opulence includes free WiFi, flat-screen TV, and an private bathroom is featured in each room at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield, as well as bathrobes and room service.

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Boujee

280 sqft

Free wifi

Flat-screen TV

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Indulge in something Boujee... adorned with velvet walls, bespoke baths and exquisite wet rooms. Some of our rooms are exclusively nestled a short walk from the Main Hotel in our Infinity Building includes free WiFi, flat-screen TV, and an private bathroom is featured in each room at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield, as well as bathrobes and room service.

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Cozy

215 sqft

Free wifi

Flat-screen TV

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A Cozy taste of indulgence... all unique and individually designed to fit within the historic Grade 2 landscape of the hotel; your own Cozy escape includes free WiFi, flat-screen TV, and an private bathroom is featured in each room at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield, as well as bathrobes and room service.

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Standard Room

130 sqft

Free wifi

Flat-screen TV

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Designed to be Cozy... an intimate retreat for those that appreciate charm and individuality. Though small in size, each room is thoughtfully curated with unique and interesting decor includes free WiFi, flat-screen TV, and an private bathroom is featured in each room at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield, as well as bathrobes and room service.

Townhouse

175 sqft

Flat-screen TV

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Each room is individually designed and includes an en suite wet room, a TV with Freeview channels. It also includes complimentary use of Nobile Isle toiletries, bathrobes, hairdryers and WiFi. Please note that this room is located directly opposite the main house.

Junior Suite, With Window

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Guest reviews

8.1

1,334 reviews

Categories of assessments

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Comfort

Location

Facilities

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Value for money

WiFi quality

Breakfast

Featured reviews:

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Gareth

8.2

October 2022

the wife liked the look and feel of the place, very ostentatious and over the top!

we have never been rushed through a meal like we were on Monday night. We were just finishing a course and the other was turning up. I made a point that it was to quick but it kept on coming. Also we were not the only ones in restaurant and people were behind us on courses so they weren’t looking to close the kitchen. Also, to pay circa £325 per night for the room and then being told the continental breakfast is included but anything hot is charged is absolutely daylight robbery! my advice to anyone, stay somewhere else and go there for a drink and soak up the atmosphere. Beconsfield Is a gorgeous place with some superb restaurants, the Greyhound being one. Stay in Beconsfield and go to the crazy bear for cocktails.

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Nikola

8.2

September 2022

Brilliant room, excellent team! Very nice food in the Thai restaurant, nice cocktails.tasty breakfast with good selection!

Service charge doesn't go directly to the team, as we heard " they get something of it" so we tipped on top of it as it's not fair! Swimming pool is outside so too cold to use which is not advertised properly.also surrounded by tables for drinks so if you wish to swim you will feel like an animal in zoo, watched by people enjoying drinks.looks really nice but everyone who came in a dressing gown and realised how does it look like,left embarrassed to change.

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Wilson

8.2

August 2022

Food in the English restaurant and the hotel itself was exceptional.

After being told everything was table service in the bar areas we were not once served drinks at the table, staff were not particularly attentive and even after waiting for someone to come to the table we had to go to the bar ourselves and were quite rudely spoken to about it being table service on one occasion, then waited another 15 minutes for drinks. Despite this was charged a £4 service charge per order, including for drinks ordered whilst sitting in the restaurant.

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Toby

8.2

October 2022

Service was outstanding. The rooms were really well dressed and mind blowing.

Shower in room 5 sprayed everywhere due to fault shower head. At the money spent I felt like the room shouldn't have these minor faults. I think the rooms should have a kettle coffee/tea supplies. I've never been to a hotel that hasn't in fact.

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Laura

9.1

June 2023

The staff were great and really made us feel welcome. The rooms are clean and the decor everywhere is great!

It would be great if the check-in time was earlier than 4pm. Also hot breakfast isn't included in the room. It's an expensive stay so I would have thought there wouldn't have been an additional charge for this.

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Karen

9.1

May 2023

The hotel was quirky, fun, glitzy..just very different. staff very friendly.

In some areas it was quite dark. For instance, if you wanted to read the paper/book in your room there wasn’t enough light to do this. No tea or coffee making facilities in the room no fridge or safe.

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Paul

8.2

December 2022

The venue was amazing and the food was exemplary

We were a little upset with a few things. The price was not cheap, and to have to wait to almost 5 pm to go to our room then having to be checked out by 11 the day you leave I found a little unfair. Also my partner said that the room was lovely but it would have been nice to have a small make up mirror or some lighting . And to not have tea and coffee in the room would be a change I would like .

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Danga

9.1

July 2022

Whole decor atmosphere was amazing . Felt like I was in another country. Staff were lovely despite the bad review about Thai restaurant the food was absolutely amazing. We had a really noisy neighbour and had to call reception but manager dealt with it ASAP . On out check out tge manager sorted out our remainig bill at a discount price v because of the incident Apart from that it was amazing

I didn't like the fact that service charge was being added on to everything, after complaining to a staff I found out it was discretionary.

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Nadia

9.1

August 2023

The room was stunning! I requested a black room and I have never seen a room quite so beautiful. Food in the Thai was incredible, we did a 10 plate sharing menu and everything was yummy especially the prawn dim sum. Best ive had. Cocktails were amazing, fresh and classy and elegant. The DJ in the bar was a great touch, bit of chill time but good tunes. Breakfast was lovely.

Thai massage, it was lovely but ladies could have smiled or been a little friendlier as a little intimidating. Breakfast, would have been nice for guests who stay at the hotel to have this included especially as a service charge was added to every drink made. Maybe look into having doors put on bathrooms as some people not comfortable with there not being one. The pool, it isnt heated and no one was in it, so felt more of a pool for show rather than use, we didnt use, so a little disappointed, and meant we spent more in the bar.

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Seeley

10

August 2023

Staff were so friendly, had a small issue with a voucher I had for cocktails but it was rectified quickly without any fuss. Drinks were great, loved the cosy morrocan themed nooks to chill out in after dinner. Low lighting, beautifully styled and comfortable.

Can't really say I disliked anything, if I'm being picky I'd say I didn't need showing around the room as I'd put some extra touches together and had them set up in the suite for my girlfriends birthday , slightly killed the vibe as she couldn't really react as someone was there showing us how the TV and lights work... but it's a tiny gripe which didn't effect our stay.

Points of Interest Around Crazy Bear Beaconsfield

Airports

London Heathrow Airport

12mi

Luton Airport

22.1mi

London City Airport

30.6mi

London Gatwick Airport

36.7mi

London Stansted Airport

42.2mi

Restaurants

Thai Restaurant

Cuisines

  • Thai

Ambiances

  • Traditional
  • Romantic

English Restaurant

Cuisines

  • British

Ambiances

  • Traditional
  • Romantic

Pools

Location

  • Outdoor

Features

  • Heated

Amenities of Crazy Bear Beaconsfield

Restaurant

Outdoor swimming pool

Free Private Parking

Adults only

Free wifi

Room service

Air conditioning

Bar

Parking On Site

Terrace

Non-smoking rooms

Free toiletries

Bathtub

Stay rules - Crazy Bear Beaconsfield

  • Check-in / Check-out

  • Pets

  • Internet

  • Age restrictions

  • Curfew

  • Parking

  • Reservations

  • Children and beds

  • Cards accepted at this property

Frequently Asked Questions - Crazy Bear Beaconsfield

What are the check-in and check-out times at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield?

The standard timings at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield are as follows: Check-in from 04:00 PM to 11:00 PM and check-out no later than 11:00 AM.

Does Crazy Bear Beaconsfield provide free parking options?

Yes, there is free private on-site parking available at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield.

How much does a stay at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield cost?

The beginning rate for stays at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield is $340. Bear in mind that pricing can alter depending on room configurations and dates. For a precise figure, enter your stay dates.

Which room categories can I book at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield?

The hotel offers a range of rooms, including Deluxe Double Rooms with Shower, Suites, Superior Double Rooms, and Junior Suites. All rooms are non-smoking and accommodate 2 adults. The rooms feature Queen size beds, with varying room sizes ranging from 269 sqft to 495 sqft.

Which amenities can guests enjoy at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield?

Guests at the Crazy Bear Beaconsfield hotel can spend their time enjoying the leisure amenities available. The hotel features an outdoor swimming pool that is heated, allowing guests to take a refreshing dip or relax by the poolside. For those seeking a more exclusive experience, the hotel is adults only, providing a peaceful and tranquil atmosphere.

To further enhance their relaxation, guests can indulge in the hot tub or jacuzzi, perfect for unwinding after a long day. Additionally, the hotel offers massage services, allowing guests to pamper themselves and release any tension or stress.

For dining options, guests can choose from two on-site restaurants. The Thai restaurant offers a traditional and romantic ambiance, serving delicious Thai cuisine. The English restaurant also provides a traditional and romantic atmosphere, serving British cuisine. With different culinary experiences to choose from, guests can enjoy a memorable dining experience during their stay.

Does Crazy Bear Beaconsfield have a pool for guests?

The hotel has one pool. The pool is located outdoors and is heated.

Does Crazy Bear Beaconsfield have on-site restaurants?

Yes, the hotel has two restaurants on site. The first is a Thai restaurant that offers a traditional and romantic ambiance. The second is an English restaurant, also with a traditional and romantic ambiance, and serves British cuisine.

Which payment methods are supported by Crazy Bear Beaconsfield?

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield accepts cash as well as Mastercard, American Express, Visa, Maestro, Solo, and Bankcard for payments.