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8.5

369 reviews

The Oyster Smack

The Oyster smack inn, Burnham on Crouch, CM0 8HR, GB

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8.5

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Free Private Parking

Free wifi

Non-smoking rooms

Bar

Restaurant

Free toiletries

Private Bathroom

Parking On Site

The Oyster Smack

Welcome to The Oyster Smack, a delightful 4-star hotel located in the charming coastal town of Burnham-on-Crouch, United Kingdom. With its prime location just 0.2mi from the city center, you'll have easy access to all the local attractions and activities.

This pet-friendly hotel offers a range of amenities to ensure a comfortable stay. From free private parking and WiFi, to a bar and restaurant serving delicious meals, you'll have everything you need at your fingertips. The Oyster Smack also boasts non-smoking rooms, free toiletries, and a private bathroom in every room, guaranteeing a relaxing and enjoyable experience.

With 369 glowing reviews, this hotel has become a favorite among travelers. Guests have praised the attentive staff, clean rooms, and fantastic location. Starting at just $141 per night, The Oyster Smack is the perfect choice for those seeking a memorable and affordable stay in Burnham-on-Crouch.

Book your stay at The Oyster Smack today and discover all that this charming hotel has to offer.

When it comes to dining options, The Oyster Smack has you covered. The hotel features a restaurant called Ambiances, which offers a delightful culinary experience. Whether you're looking for a family-friendly atmosphere, a modern setting, or a romantic ambiance, Ambiances has it all. The restaurant serves up mouthwatering British cuisine that is sure to please even the most discerning palates.

To make your stay even more convenient, The Oyster Smack accepts a variety of payment methods. Whether you prefer to use cash or card, you'll find that the hotel accommodates your needs. Accepted payment methods include Mastercard, American Express, Visa, and Maestro. So you can choose the option that works best for you and enjoy a hassle-free experience.

When it comes to accommodations, The Oyster Smack offers a variety of rooms to suit every traveler's needs. From the Classic Double Room to the Deluxe Double Room with Extra Bed, there is something for everyone. Each room is tastefully furnished and provides a spacious, comfortable environment for your stay. With amenities such as free toiletries and a private bathroom, you can relax and unwind after a long day of exploring the coastal town of Burnham-on-Crouch.

Closest airports

London Stansted Airport

30.5mi

London City Airport

33.8mi

Luton Airport

53.4mi

London Gatwick Airport

53.9mi

London Heathrow Airport

55.7mi

Most popular amenities

Free Private Parking

Free wifi

Non-smoking rooms

Bar

Restaurant

Free toiletries

Private Bathroom

Parking On Site

Rooms

Classic Double Room

1 Double Bed

130 sqft

Private Bathroom

Flat-screen TV

Shower

Free toiletries

Our Classic Double Room offers 129 sqft of comfortable space for 2 adults. Enjoy the privacy of a private bathroom, relax with a flat-screen TV, and take advantage of the provided amenities like a shower, free toiletries, and more.

Deluxe Double Room

1 King Size Bed

170 sqft

Private Bathroom

Flat-screen TV

Shower

Free toiletries

Enjoy a comfortable stay in our Deluxe Double Room. With a spacious 172 sqft, a luxurious King size bed, and modern amenities including a private bathroom, flat-screen TV, and free toiletries, this room is perfect for couples seeking relaxation and convenience. Smoking is not allowed in this non-smoking room.

Superior Double Room

1 King Size Bed

1 Sofa Bed

1 Twin Bed

1 Sofa Bed

270 sqft

Private Bathroom

Flat-screen TV

Shower

Free toiletries

Welcome to our spacious Superior Double Room, perfect for couples seeking a comfortable stay. With a generous size of 269 sqft, a king size bed, private bathroom, and a flat-screen TV, you're bound to have a delightful and relaxing experience.

Deluxe Double Room with Extra Bed

1 King Size Bed

1 Sofa Bed

170 sqft

Private Bathroom

Flat-screen TV

Shower

Free toiletries

Experience deluxe comfort and space in our Double Room with an extra bed, featuring a cozy king-size bed and a sofa bed, perfect for a relaxing stay for up to 2 adults. Enjoy a private bathroom, flat-screen TV, and free toiletries, all in the comfort of your room.

Guest reviews

8.5

369 reviews

From

$141

Categories of assessments

Cleanliness

9

Comfort

8.9

Location

8.9

Facilities

8.7

Staff

9.3

Value for money

8.4

WiFi quality

8.6

Featured reviews:

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Janet

8.2

November 2022

Room, comfortable, warm, clean, good nights sleep. Friendly staff on arrival.

That I wasn't in an outside room, didn't know at booking that I had a room in the pub. Outside room would have been preferable because of my luggage. I had stayed there before and had an outside room. Please make clear room allocation at time of booking. The sink in the bathroom didn't empty properly, the shower sprayed water over the bathroom floor, there was a lot of banging noise after 8 am, the staff on duty at check out didn't ask about my experience.

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Nathaniel

10

October 2022

The room was fantastic, even better than expected. Much more like a private motel than a hotel room. Parking was directly outside so very accessible, and the coast is 5 minutes walk away. Staff were friendly and accommodating, and while I didn't take advantage of the restaurant the bar had a nice atmosphere and the free wi-fi was handy.

I don't think there is anything I can fault. I got everything I paid for and more.

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Joanne

8.2

October 2021

Our room was spacious and very clean. The bed was comfortable, there was plenty of storage space in the room and nice big towels for the shower. Also, the hairdryer was located near a mirror, which is often something lacking in a hotel room. There were spare accessible sockets available for phone chargers etc.

The towel rail in the bathroom was very hot most of the time and we couldn’t find a way to turn it down. There is a minimal self service breakfast offer in the week but there are cafes in the town where you can get a good breakfast if you want something cooked. Especially recommend the Bistro on the Quay which is about 10 minute walk.

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Philippa

8.2

July 2022

Really friendly team, even when clearly busy at the bar Friday night. Shower pressure was amazing, really strong and good / easy to adjust temperature. Cookies are yummy!

The room was very hot and the windows appeared to be on a locked latch, so could not open (a fan was provided). A little noisy. Car park is tight - was grateful for parking sensors! Would have been nice to have some herbal teas also provided.

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Sim

8.2

June 2023

The shower was fantastic, we really appreciated the power shower during the hot weather.

Minimal parking at the hotel. Had to park on nearby roads for duration of the stay. No full length mirror in the room. Breakfast was not included and had to pay an additional cost for two mornings.

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Adrian

8.2

August 2022

Excellent food, we had a lovely meal there. Room modern, spacious, comfortable, cleaned every day with change of towels. Free parking although spaces not always available.

Breakfast a bit average, could be improved with croissants, pain au chocolate or just nicer breads in place of the couple of shop bought loafs. Not a major issue though.

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Prince453

8.2

June 2023

Breakfast was ok. It would have been nice to have had a bowl of fresh fruit cut up. No butter on the toast for poached eggs. Staff very good at the bar and on reception. Lovely food in the restaurant.

A little more choice at breakfast bar. A little cramped when several people there.

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Hannah

9.1

August 2021

Lovely place to stay, very clean and comfortable with friendly, helpful staff. The veggie sharing platter for dinner was delicious! Great shower, no noise from other rooms.

We assumed breakfast was included as we were told we'd be charged for "anything cooked" and so just had cereal. We were charged £9 at checkout for this so would recommend travellers check breakfast costs in advance as it wasn't especially clear. You're on a main street (albeit in a quiet town) so if you're a very light sleeper you might want to take ear plugs. It didn't trouble us at all though.

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Penelope

10

September 2022

Size of room and enormous bed. Very nice bathroom - personally would prefer a hand-held rather than 'rain' shower, but very well appointed otherwise. Bedroom was 'outside' with car parking immediately outside which is very convenient for handling luggage etc. The food was also very good - very good service throughout.

Nothing really

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Caroline

10

March 2022

Beautifully well furnished and decorated enormous clean rooms, with excellent bathroom. Brilliant staff, every single person was helpful and hospitable. The food was great, the drinks and service in the restaurant good. We'd definitely come back here.

We'd have loved instant porridge and plain yoghurt as options on the simple ( and very reasonably priced) breakfast. But really, it was all good here. Highly recommend it.

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Janet

8.2

November 2022

8.2

Room, comfortable, warm, clean, good nights sleep. Friendly staff on arrival.

That I wasn't in an outside room, didn't know at booking that I had a room in the pub. Outside room would have been preferable because of my luggage. I had stayed there before and had an outside room. Please make clear room allocation at time of booking. The sink in the bathroom didn't empty properly, the shower sprayed water over the bathroom floor, there was a lot of banging noise after 8 am, the staff on duty at check out didn't ask about my experience.

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Nathaniel

10

October 2022

10

The room was fantastic, even better than expected. Much more like a private motel than a hotel room. Parking was directly outside so very accessible, and the coast is 5 minutes walk away. Staff were friendly and accommodating, and while I didn't take advantage of the restaurant the bar had a nice atmosphere and the free wi-fi was handy.

I don't think there is anything I can fault. I got everything I paid for and more.

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Joanne

8.2

October 2021

8.2

Our room was spacious and very clean. The bed was comfortable, there was plenty of storage space in the room and nice big towels for the shower. Also, the hairdryer was located near a mirror, which is often something lacking in a hotel room. There were spare accessible sockets available for phone chargers etc.

The towel rail in the bathroom was very hot most of the time and we couldn’t find a way to turn it down. There is a minimal self service breakfast offer in the week but there are cafes in the town where you can get a good breakfast if you want something cooked. Especially recommend the Bistro on the Quay which is about 10 minute walk.

🇬🇧

Philippa

8.2

July 2022

8.2

Really friendly team, even when clearly busy at the bar Friday night. Shower pressure was amazing, really strong and good / easy to adjust temperature. Cookies are yummy!

The room was very hot and the windows appeared to be on a locked latch, so could not open (a fan was provided). A little noisy. Car park is tight - was grateful for parking sensors! Would have been nice to have some herbal teas also provided.

🇬🇧

Sim

8.2

June 2023

8.2

The shower was fantastic, we really appreciated the power shower during the hot weather.

Minimal parking at the hotel. Had to park on nearby roads for duration of the stay. No full length mirror in the room. Breakfast was not included and had to pay an additional cost for two mornings.

🇬🇧

Adrian

8.2

August 2022

8.2

Excellent food, we had a lovely meal there. Room modern, spacious, comfortable, cleaned every day with change of towels. Free parking although spaces not always available.

Breakfast a bit average, could be improved with croissants, pain au chocolate or just nicer breads in place of the couple of shop bought loafs. Not a major issue though.

🇬🇧

Prince453

8.2

June 2023

8.2

Breakfast was ok. It would have been nice to have had a bowl of fresh fruit cut up. No butter on the toast for poached eggs. Staff very good at the bar and on reception. Lovely food in the restaurant.

A little more choice at breakfast bar. A little cramped when several people there.

🇬🇧

Hannah

9.1

August 2021

9.1

Lovely place to stay, very clean and comfortable with friendly, helpful staff. The veggie sharing platter for dinner was delicious! Great shower, no noise from other rooms.

We assumed breakfast was included as we were told we'd be charged for "anything cooked" and so just had cereal. We were charged £9 at checkout for this so would recommend travellers check breakfast costs in advance as it wasn't especially clear. You're on a main street (albeit in a quiet town) so if you're a very light sleeper you might want to take ear plugs. It didn't trouble us at all though.

🇬🇧

Penelope

10

September 2022

10

Size of room and enormous bed. Very nice bathroom - personally would prefer a hand-held rather than 'rain' shower, but very well appointed otherwise. Bedroom was 'outside' with car parking immediately outside which is very convenient for handling luggage etc. The food was also very good - very good service throughout.

Nothing really

🇬🇧

Caroline

10

March 2022

10

Beautifully well furnished and decorated enormous clean rooms, with excellent bathroom. Brilliant staff, every single person was helpful and hospitable. The food was great, the drinks and service in the restaurant good. We'd definitely come back here.

We'd have loved instant porridge and plain yoghurt as options on the simple ( and very reasonably priced) breakfast. But really, it was all good here. Highly recommend it.

Points of Interest Around The Oyster Smack

Attractions

Chatham Historic Dockyard

20.2mi

Whitstable

20.9mi

Rochester

21.4mi

Old MacDonald's Farm

24.9mi

Canterbury Cathedral

26.8mi

Leeds Castle

27.5mi

Harwich International Port

29mi

London Stansted Airport (STN)

30.6mi

Attractions

Chatham Historic Dockyard

20.2mi

Whitstable

20.9mi

Rochester

21.4mi

Old MacDonald's Farm

24.9mi

Canterbury Cathedral

26.8mi

Leeds Castle

27.5mi

Harwich International Port

29mi

London Stansted Airport (STN)

30.6mi

Airports

London Stansted Airport

30.5mi

London City Airport

33.8mi

Luton Airport

53.4mi

London Gatwick Airport

53.9mi

London Heathrow Airport

55.7mi

Restaurants

Cuisines

British

Ambiances

Family FriendlyModernRomantic

Amenities of The Oyster Smack

Free Private Parking

Free wifi

Non-smoking rooms

Bar

Restaurant

Free toiletries

Private Bathroom

Parking On Site

Amenities of The Oyster Smack

Accessibility

Entire unit located on ground floor

Bathroom

Bathtub or shower

Free toiletries

Hairdryer

Private Bathroom

Shower

Toilet

Toilet paper

Towels

Bedroom

Linens

Wardrobe or closet

Food & Drink

Bar

Breakfast in the room

Kids' meals

Additional fee

Restaurant

Special diet meals (on request)

Wine/Champagne

Additional fee

Food & drink safety

Food can be delivered to guest accommodation

General

Family rooms

Heating

Non-smoking rooms

Pet Friendly

Additional fee

Smoke-free property

Internet

Free wifi

Kitchen

Electric kettle

Living Area

Sofa

Media & Technology

Flat-screen TV

TV

Parking

Free Private Parking

Parking On Site

Free

Physical distancing

Cashless payment available

Contactless check-in/out

Room Amenities

Fold-up bed

Socket near the bed

Sofa bed

Safety & security

24-hour security

CCTV in common areas

CCTV outside property

Fire extinguishers

Security alarm

Smoke alarms

Safety features

Shared stationery (e.g. printed menus, magazines, pens, paper) removed

Stay rules - The Oyster Smack

From

$141
  • Check-in / Check-out

  • Pets

  • Internet

  • Age restrictions

  • Parking

  • Reservations

  • Children and beds

  • Cards accepted at this property

Frequently Asked Questions - The Oyster Smack

Is The Oyster Smack pet-friendly?

Yes, you can stay with your pet at The Oyster Smack hotel. However, please note that charges may apply and you will need to request permission beforehand.

What are the check-in and check-out times at The Oyster Smack?

While the stay at The Oyster Smack offers a flexible check-in window between 02:00 PM and 09:00 PM, the check-out is fixed at 11:00 AM.

Can guests park for free at The Oyster Smack?

Yes, The Oyster Smack hotel offers free private on-site parking that does not require prior reservation.

How much does a stay at The Oyster Smack cost?

Starting rates at The Oyster Smack begin from $141. However, prices can vary based on room type and selected dates. Please enter your dates for accurate pricing.

What are the room types available at The Oyster Smack?

The Oyster Smack hotel offers Classic Double Rooms, Deluxe Double Rooms, and Superior Double Rooms. The rooms are all double occupancy and do not allow smoking. The room sizes vary from 129 sqft to 269 sqft and the beds range from a Double bed to a King size bed with additional sofa beds or twin beds available in some rooms.

What is there to do in The Oyster Smack?

Guests at The Oyster Smack can enjoy their time by taking advantage of the leisure amenities provided. The hotel offers a bar where guests can relax and enjoy their favorite drinks in a comfortable atmosphere. In addition to the bar, The Oyster Smack has a restaurant on-site, which provides a range of dining experiences. Whether guests are looking for a family-friendly environment, a modern setting, or a romantic ambiance, the restaurant can cater to their preferences. The menu at the restaurant offers British cuisine, providing guests with an opportunity to indulge in local flavors. Whether guests choose to enjoy a delicious meal at the restaurant or unwind with a drink at the bar, there are ample options for them to have a memorable time at The Oyster Smack.

Does The Oyster Smack have on-site restaurants?

Yes, The Oyster Smack hotel has restaurants on site.

What methods of payment does The Oyster Smack accept?

The Oyster Smack accepts payment in the form of cash, as well as popular credit cards such as Mastercard, American Express, Visa, and Maestro.